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re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman

Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:40 am to
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:40 am to
I am 52 and there is a 62 year old broad who has been chasing me a few years. She looks a lot like Marie Osmond. She is very sexual and very attractive, but I just cant go there. 20 years ago I would have, but I just cant get over her current age.
This post was edited on 7/10/20 at 9:45 am
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2048 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:48 am to
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Not sure how that makes me weird? I think it means I'm a good person.


Definitely not too confident if you're coming to the OT with this lol
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
17078 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:58 am to
I get that age gaps get worse the older you get, but that's only 10 years... why not man?
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27999 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:04 am to
Sheena was a man.
Posted by Red Stick Rambler
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Member since Jun 2011
2267 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:30 pm to
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First time hanging out was just dinner then drinks then her place then I left (where she said at dinner she really was just checking up on me), second weekend I stayed at her house but she said no sex - did just about everything else. Now the other night she texted me at midnight a topless pic and wants my juice. If I'm a good boy I get anal. I've always had a thing for older women though.. anyone else?


This is the most interesting thread going right now...
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
17078 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:54 pm to
Stay tuned. Hanging out with her tomorrow. Bunch of us going up to Charlotte to drink then I'm driving her back to her house since I'm picking her up. We are riding with another friend though to go up there. She suggested me picking her up. Originally she was going to pick me up at my apartment since my place is on the way to our friend's house who is driving us. So I am going 30 mins in the opposite direction to pick her up, to go right back past my place and then another 15 mins the other way. She wants it bad.

So I should sober up by the trip back, drive her back to her place, and drink more then BOW CHICKA WOW WOW. One time I had the perfect balance of buzz/high and I went 20 minutes with a chick. I was hard the whole time but never finished.. she did twice. I want to strike that balance again.
This post was edited on 7/10/20 at 1:03 pm
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3216 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

One time I had the perfect balance of buzz/high and I went 20 minutes with a chick. I was hard the whole time but never finished.. she did twice. I want to strike that balance again.


this older broad doesn't need a 20 minute plowing. get in. get the job done properly. get out.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37269 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

So I am going 30 mins in the opposite direction to pick her up, to go right back past my place and then another 15 mins the other way. She wants it bad.


Gonna be a wild over the pants handjob
Posted by Red Stick Rambler
https://i.imgur.com/2j5cbGm.jpg
Member since Jun 2011
2267 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

Gonna be a wild over the pants handjob


Only if she remembers to take her arthritis medicine....
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
17078 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 2:46 pm to
You guys are dumb.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
24959 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Stay tuned. Hanging out with her tomorrow. Bunch of us going up to Charlotte to drink then I'm driving her back to her house since I'm picking her up. We are riding with another friend though to go up there. She suggested me picking her up. Originally she was going to pick me up at my apartment since my place is on the way to our friend's house who is driving us. So I am going 30 mins in the opposite direction to pick her up, to go right back past my place and then another 15 mins the other way. She wants it bad.

So I should sober up by the trip back, drive her back to her place, and drink more then BOW CHICKA WOW WOW. One time I had the perfect balance of buzz/high and I went 20 minutes with a chick. I was hard the whole time but never finished.. she did twice. I want to strike that balance again.



you seriously can't be older than 17
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 2:52 pm to
You’re either going to be wearing her skin, or she’ll be selling your kidneys here soon.
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4662 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

One time I had the perfect balance of buzz/high and I went 20 minutes with a chick. I was hard the whole time but never finished

Winning?
Posted by Red Stick Rambler
https://i.imgur.com/2j5cbGm.jpg
Member since Jun 2011
2267 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:00 pm to
Gamecock's handjob
quote:

Gonna be a wild over the pants handjob
This post was edited on 7/10/20 at 3:06 pm
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22633 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

Originally she was going to pick me up at my apartment since my place is on the way to our friend's house who is driving us. So I am going 30 mins in the opposite direction to pick her up, to go right back past my place and then another 15 mins the other way.


Thanks. This is the kind of info we're all looking for.
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
23402 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:06 pm to
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It's absolutely true. No way in hell I'd ever share pictures here though.





you pu ssy
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5784 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:07 pm to
Sitting on the edge of my seat for this developing story
Posted by Dawgwithnoname
NE Louisiana
Member since Dec 2019
4278 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

62 year old broad


Don't

quote:

She looks a lot like Marie Osmond


I withdraw my last statement
Posted by tigersnatch69
Member since Nov 2008
277 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:08 pm to
Congrats. The cougar/sugar momma route is intriguing. Never done it but getting shite paid for/sex from a less emotional/attached woman sounds dope if it works.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:10 pm to
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So I should sober up by the trip back, drive her back to her place, and drink more then BOW CHICKA WOW WOW.


Her hubby is going to come out of the closet dressed as the lone ranger and peg your arse.

You might be into that though.
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