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re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman

Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:12 pm to
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16484 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:12 pm to
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So I should sober up by the trip back, drive her back to her place, and drink more then BOW CHICKA WOW WOW. One time I had the perfect balance of buzz/high and I went 20 minutes with a chick. I was hard the whole time but never finished.. she did twice. I want to strike that balance again.


Are you really 32?
Posted by Dawgwithnoname
NE Louisiana
Member since Dec 2019
4278 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:12 pm to
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dressed as the lone ranger


That how you and the old lady do strangers? Seems rather specific
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22057 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:13 pm to
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Are you really 32?


He's a gamer geek. Google kaMMakaZZi9



This post was edited on 7/10/20 at 3:15 pm
Posted by Not_Sure
Member since Jul 2020
95 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:14 pm to
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She suggested me picking her up. Originally she was going to pick me up at my apartment since my place is on the way to our friend's house who is driving us. So I am going 30 mins in the opposite direction to pick her up, to go right back past my place and then another 15 mins the other way. She wants it bad.


Better clean the boogers off your bedroom wall, scrote. Sounds like she’s planning to stay at your crib.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:16 pm to
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That how you and the old lady do strangers? Seems rather specific


My brother's uncle-in-law had something similar happen back in the 60's when he was hitch hiking across the country. Hubby came out of the closet in a full indian headdress yelling woowoowoowoowoo dancing around the bed
Posted by SCgamecock2988
Member since Oct 2015
14063 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:36 pm to
Yeah I have a Steam account so what? I have like 5 hours on it in the past two weeks.

Also, weird. Either you post on the Gamer Board here too and just saw my stuff listed there, or worse you actually googled my username here and then somehow backed into it. Either way it makes you a gamer too most likely.. or at the very least some weird hacker nerd guy.
This post was edited on 7/10/20 at 3:39 pm
Posted by Red Stick Rambler
Member since Jun 2011
1149 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:51 pm to
SCgamecock2988 is a BAMF!

Did your gamer skills help when you were finger-banging granny?
This post was edited on 7/10/20 at 3:54 pm
Posted by SCgamecock2988
Member since Oct 2015
14063 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 4:47 pm to
Thanks bro.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65645 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 4:50 pm to
He’s 32 going on 13 trying to get onto 46?
Posted by Red Stick Rambler
Member since Jun 2011
1149 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 4:58 pm to
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He’s 32 going on 13 trying to get onto 46?


You left out 69.....
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 5:07 pm to
I believe he’s 32, dude was stupid enough to put his real birthday in his username lol
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48483 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 5:09 pm to
Fallguy@yahoo.com was already taken.
Posted by SCgamecock2988
Member since Oct 2015
14063 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 5:14 pm to
Yeah almost 5 years ago. I have tried to get my name changed to no avail. And judging by some of you all's post counts to registration dates, the loser here isn't me.
This post was edited on 7/10/20 at 5:18 pm
Posted by Outside looking in
Member since Apr 2011
549 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 5:48 pm to
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Her hubby is going to come out of the closet dressed as the lone ranger and peg your arse.

You might be into that though.


She did promise him anal...
Posted by shallowminded
Member since Nov 2012
2735 posts
Posted on 7/11/20 at 1:44 pm to
Well, how did last night go?
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29279 posts
Posted on 7/11/20 at 1:46 pm to
Op will respond like...

Sorry guys I was too busy going to Home Depot to get a wheelbarrow for the amount of hot sticky jizz I deposited into her surprisingly moist vagina canal
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80888 posts
Posted on 7/11/20 at 1:49 pm to
I'm 33 she is 40

fricked on the first date

Ended up staying at her place in Bham, orange Beach and we flew out to Denver for a few day. Lasted about a month and a half
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65645 posts
Posted on 7/11/20 at 1:56 pm to
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19041 posts
Posted on 7/11/20 at 2:04 pm to
I can’t believe this cringy arse thread is still on the front page. The reason she hasn’t fricked you is because you’ve literally had your mind blown at the fact that you trimmed your nails and managed to finger blast this broad within the same timeframe. If you’re saying shite like that here, there is no telling what’s coming out of your mouth when you’re around her that kills her mood. Here’s a fricking hint. When the panties are coming off, stfu. Every time you open your mouth and say something dumb, those panties go right back up. The only reason this broad whose is obviously dtf hasn’t fricked you by now is because of you.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45742 posts
Posted on 7/11/20 at 2:04 pm to
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Have fun with her saggy, flabby body I guess. You should be going for 20-25 year olds like a normal 32 year old
They usually don't have dentures, though, where they can pull them out and then give you a gummy.
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