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re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:37 pm to Sao
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:37 pm to Sao
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you kids are so sheltered. You have no idea the premium 40+ arse that is around each and every corner. It's amazing and they aren't afraid of a thing
Sao we dont agree on politics but damn son we agree on this.
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Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:38 pm to SEClint
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a 35 year old go-go dancer
quote:Probably in for the clap too
You're in for a headache if history tells me anything.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:39 pm to Breesus
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This is one of the creepiest sentences I’ve read in a decade on this board.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:39 pm to southpawcock
You’re like the bizzaro John Delgado
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:39 pm to southpawcock
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second weekend I stayed at her house but she said no sex - did just about everything else
You can’t even bang a chick in her 40’s that is sending you topless pics?
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:40 pm to southpawcock
Older women who keep themselves up are awesome but are a rare find. Women who look good in that age range are usually wifed up to older rich dudes.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:40 pm to southpawcock
Middle aged women are freaks but if its taken you 3 weeks to seal this deal.... you need to work on your game..
JK, good luck with the butt sex this weekend!
JK, good luck with the butt sex this weekend!
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:41 pm to kciDAtaE
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You can’t even bang a chick in her 40’s that is sending you topless pics?
OP describing the sex
“She was like ohh your nailing me ... “
This post was edited on 7/9/20 at 1:43 pm
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:42 pm to southpawcock
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It's crazy because I trimmed my fingernails that night just willy nilly. It was like it was meant to be. Had no idea that was even close to happening based on the first time hanging out with her.
This entire thread is like watching this gif in slow motion:
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:43 pm to kciDAtaE
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second weekend I stayed at her house but she said no sex - did just about everything else
Are you sure she's not currently married?
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:43 pm to FieldEngineer
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If I'm a good boy I get anal.
Hope her strap on isn’t too big for you. Have fun!
Reason #1,079 I love this board.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:45 pm to southpawcock
Meh... I am on opposite end of you. I am 51, and only like the 30-35 ish ladies. Definitely not interested in any older.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:46 pm to southpawcock
Sooooooo are we supposed to be impressed or something? Cuz we're not. Downvote. Waste of a thread and no pics=downvote.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:46 pm to southpawcock
What 32 year old talks like this?
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:47 pm to Breesus
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:48 pm to southpawcock
Man, you should have said it was your stepmom
That's the hot thing these days, according to my friend.
That's the hot thing these days, according to my friend.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:48 pm to The Spleen
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Oldest I experienced was 61 when I was 28.
This is the shite that’s in the section of pornhub I don’t go in...
But hey.. doesn’t matter had sex
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:49 pm to southpawcock
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She works out like 3-5 hours a day
No, she doesn't
Look, I'm glad you're getting some arse but you need to be prepared for a few things with an older woman:
1) That thing is going to feel like a worn out rubberband. Sure, 25 years ago she was as tight as an infant and just as smooth, but time and miles of cock take their toll.
2) Along with the looseness of the vagina, the butthole has similarly slackened after an additional 25 years of shitting razor blades following Taco Tuesday. Just be prepared for a fart or two to slip out if you're really beating the brakes off of it. Except you won't exactly hear it, you'll just hear maybe a slight wooshing sound and then the smell will get you. Keep your poker (poke her) face and power through.
3) She's old, that means she's taken a lot of dick. She's got a cast iron pussy at this point. So think about this:
The average 46 year old has probably fricked 60 men
> 60 men
> 5.5" average penis
> ~100 thrusts per session
> average of 3 sessions per guy
> 3 sessions x 11 inches (5.5 in, 5.5 out) x 100 thrusts = 3300 inches of dick per guy
> 3300 inches x 60 men = 198,000 inches of dick
> 198,000 / 12 = 16,250 feet of dick
> 16,250 / 5280 = roughly 3.125 miles of dick
Get in your car and drive 3.125 miles, imagine dicks laid end to end the entire stretch. That's how much dick this broad has taken.
Good luck, OP
This post was edited on 7/9/20 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:50 pm to Croacka
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What 32 year old talks like this?
OP sounds like a 17 yr old who thinks he's about to lose his virginity
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:52 pm to Boring
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60 men
> 5.5" average penis
> ~100 thrusts per session
> average of 3 sessions per guy
So your numbers are based on her having sex 180 times at 46?
Probably ought to at the very least triple that.
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