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Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:28 pm to TomBuchanan
Stacy's mom? Stiffler is that you? :shrug:
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:33 pm to mtnhighTiger
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Stiffler is that you?
Stifler didn't frick his own mom. But there is probably an alternate version on some website where he did.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:36 pm to Boring
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3) She's old, that means she's taken a lot of dick. She's got a cast iron pussy at this point. So think about this:
The average 46 year old has probably fricked 60 men
> 60 men
> 5.5" average penis
> ~100 thrusts per session
> average of 3 sessions per guy
> 3 sessions x 11 inches (5.5 in, 5.5 out) x 100 thrusts = 3300 inches of dick per guy
> 3300 inches x 60 men = 198,000 inches of dick
> 198,000 / 12 = 16,250 feet of dick
> 16,250 / 5280 = roughly 3.125 miles of dick
Get in your car and drive 3.125 miles, imagine dicks laid end to end the entire stretch. That's how much dick this broad has taken.
You have waaaaay too much time on your hands.
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Boring
Checks out...
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:37 pm to Sao
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You kids are so sheltered. You have no idea the premium 40+ arse that is around each and every corner. It's amazing and they aren't afraid of a thing.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:38 pm to LSU1SLU
OH and aren’t YOU special..........
Loser.
Loser.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:42 pm to Boring
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The average 46 year old has probably fricked 60 men
You think an average 46 yr old woman has had sex with SIXTY men???!
Who the hell are you hanging out with?
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:44 pm to facher08
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This. I've always liked older women but while my age is increasing my preferred range for them is not. There is some pretty interesting psychology on why some guys like older women.
It’s probably because they’re sickos like certain other groups out there. It should at least be a misdemeanor to bang a chick over 40
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:44 pm to Breesus
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Are you sure she's not currently married?
Yeah, that happened to me once. I was 24 and she was 40. Picked her up at a bar. She was a freak. Afterwards I took her home and her husband was at the door. I didn't know (at the bar she said her and her girlfriend were out celebrating her divorce). Never saw her again.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:45 pm to SCgamecock2988
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older woman
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:46 pm to Lawyered
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This is the shite that’s in the section of pornhub I don’t go in...
I hope that's not the only section of Pornhub you don't go in.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:48 pm to Boring
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drive 3.125 miles, imagine dicks laid end to end the entire stretch. That's how much dick this broad has taken.
ahahahaha
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:48 pm to Boring
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Sure, 25 years ago she was as tight as an infant
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:48 pm to Boring
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> 60 men
> 5.5" average penis
> ~100 thrusts per session
> average of 3 sessions per guy
> 3 sessions x 11 inches (5.5 in, 5.5 out) x 100 thrusts = 3300 inches of dick per guy
> 3300 inches x 60 men = 198,000 inches of dick
> 198,000 / 12 = 16,250 feet of dick
> 16,250 / 5280 = roughly 3.125 miles of dick
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Boring
Adds up.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 3:00 pm to SCgamecock2988
Half her age plus 7: (46/2) + 7 = 30, since you're older we'll allow it, subject to following the rules.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 3:22 pm to The Spleen
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I thought she was closer to 50 until she showed me her driver's license.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 3:27 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
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you kids are so sheltered. You have no idea the premium 40+ arse that is around each and every corner. It's amazing and they aren't afraid of a thing
Sao we dont agree on politics but damn son we agree on this.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 3:28 pm to Boring
“3.125 miles”
What’s her 5k time?
What’s her 5k time?
Posted on 7/9/20 at 3:29 pm to Boring
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The average 46 year old has probably fricked 60 men
The frick kinda women are you hanging out with? The strip club retirees?
This post was edited on 7/9/20 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 7/9/20 at 3:37 pm to SCgamecock2988
The story is bogus but I like where this thread has traveled. I love when a fake story starts a conversation...wait this doesn’t feel right
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