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re: Britney Mahomes in the offseason with some upgrades.

Posted on 5/17/25 at 8:56 pm to
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
50793 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 8:56 pm to
I’m really tired of seeing her and that chiefs owners daughter
Can you get off instagram
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
Member since Aug 2024
502 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:25 pm to

I bet she is an ARBY'S....
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
4098 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:27 pm to
Think she just had 3rd kid.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
16373 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:41 pm to
Damn, where’d they get the extra titty skin?
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
6574 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:19 pm to
Still can't fix those face genetics though. Has rural Texas white trash DNA.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
28993 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:40 pm to
quote:

’m really tired of seeing her and that chiefs owners daughter
Can you get off instagram

Wouldn't mind less of Chief's owners daughter, but more Britney. I like her. She's cute. Any straight man would smash the shite out of that. I like that she's not "perfect".

Hey Brit! I don't have Pat Mahomes money, but I got back up kicker money and with catch you on the rebound if he dumps you in the next 5-6 years pending updated photos.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
12629 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:43 pm to
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The question is do they feel like bags of sand


Don’t they all??
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
4404 posts
Posted on 5/18/25 at 3:57 am to
She just had a kid. Probably breastfeeding. Doubt she would have gotten breast implants a few months after she gave birth. Either way they look great in that dress!
This post was edited on 5/18/25 at 3:58 am
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92580 posts
Posted on 5/18/25 at 4:14 am to
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she is pretty meh. Just like Brady and Gisele. Not they’re unattractive, but you’d think those guys could find better.


Gisele? She was one of the top fashion models of all time and one of the very few women on the planet to amass hundreds of millions of dollars on her own.

Define "better".
This post was edited on 5/18/25 at 4:17 am
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5710 posts
Posted on 5/18/25 at 6:09 am to
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Honestly as far as star NFL QB wives go, she is pretty meh. Just like Brady and Gisele. Not they’re unattractive, but you’d think those guys could find better.


Hell if I was a NFL QB I wouldn’t get married until I was retired. The quality trim you could pull no way I’d be locked down. You can sample the entire buffet. Plus seems like that career takes so much time I wouldn’t want a wife and kids until retirement


They love each other. It's OK to love someone. Neither of them are hot but they seem to be perfect for each other. I don't think you can find many pictures of them together where they don't look totally in love....from high school till now. He'll never find someone else that loves him the way she loves him. They loved each other way before any money was in-house. I'd rather have their love than be around a bunch of gold digging whores. She'll be the one by his side when he's 80 and still in love. He's doing it right...both of them are.
Posted by tigerjjs
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2006
1335 posts
Posted on 5/18/25 at 6:13 am to
Well said.
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
7989 posts
Posted on 5/18/25 at 6:13 am to
She just had a a baby a couple months ago. Pretty sure that’s all this is.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
60520 posts
Posted on 5/18/25 at 6:40 am to
The world's most annoying mudshark.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14348 posts
Posted on 5/18/25 at 6:42 am to
Ain’t nothing going to upgrade that face. Woof….
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
9961 posts
Posted on 5/18/25 at 6:57 am to
quote:

Hell if I was a NFL QB I wouldn’t get married until I was retired. The quality trim you could pull no way I’d be locked down. You can sample the entire buffet. Plus seems like that career takes so much time I wouldn’t want a wife and kids until retirement


Sometimes having a wife will keep you grounded. Sometimes having too much strange on the side can be detrimental to your playing career. Also, think about how many women, will do nefarious things in the bedroom, to try to get their hooks into you and create “drama” detrimental to your career, like fake a pregnancy, or she gets knocked up by the ball boy and makes you think you’re the father.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
23429 posts
Posted on 5/18/25 at 7:38 am to
Disney teeth

Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11422 posts
Posted on 5/18/25 at 9:25 am to
Not a very good tooth to gum ratio
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83444 posts
Posted on 5/18/25 at 9:26 am to
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Not a very good tooth to gum ratio


pretty homely brawd
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144868 posts
Posted on 5/18/25 at 9:29 am to
She better have a pretty bleached spoke hole and be able to siphon a melon through a hope pipe
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
17526 posts
Posted on 5/18/25 at 10:17 am to
The new bags look good on her
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