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re: British couple creates LoveSync sex button’ , tells your partner it’s BONKING time

Posted on 2/12/19 at 8:35 pm to
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36799 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 8:35 pm to
I just hit her in the face with my dick
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12722 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 8:36 pm to
I’m basically ALWAYS in the mood. I’m the gas, she’s the brakes.

I’d duct tape that button in the “ON” position.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 8:39 pm to
Hand down her pants while she does the dishes has always worked for me.
Posted by Ooh Wee Ooh
Member since Nov 2008
1519 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:01 pm to
Their next gadget will be a huge hit:
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
76732 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

work up the courage to ask


What the frick?
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15814 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:04 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:06 pm to
I don’t need a button when I roll over and start poking her with wood and kissing her neck
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76124 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:15 pm to
Club never need battery

Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15302 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102343 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:22 pm to
What color is the anal sex button?
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32429 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

What color is the anal sex button?


Ask your boyfriend.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102343 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:25 pm to
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36731 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:26 pm to
Why is this a thing?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138830 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

What color is the anal sex button?
brown?
Posted by Statestreet
Gueydan
Member since Sep 2008
13901 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:39 pm to
The ole “Not Rape” button
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74546 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:43 pm to
frick that. There is nothing better than when your’re sitting there watching TV and she just out of nowhere looks over and says “wanna frick”?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103792 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:45 pm to
Paint will be worn off the mans button in a year.

Woman’s will still look new
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22014 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:45 pm to
Or just peel the sheets back and show the boner and point at it or she could peel back the sheets and go doggy right there.
Posted by CypressTrout10
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2016
3152 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:47 pm to
As stupid as it sounds, my ex gf needs this. My light was always on but she was terrible at communicating.
Posted by ScaryClown
Member since Nov 2016
5847 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:53 pm to
This would never work. My button would always be pressed and the wife’s would be collecting dust.
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