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re: Brad Pitt was into drugs and Russian hookers

Posted on 9/21/16 at 3:21 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122154 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 3:21 pm to
For some reason I thought they divorced or broke up or whatever.. a long time ago.
Posted by AZTarheeel
Member since Feb 2015
3702 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 3:33 pm to
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Why waste being Brad Pitt sitting at home with a bunch of adopted kids.



I don't know sig etiquette around here, but that is some sig worthy shite right there.
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 3:43 pm to
where do I sign up for that?
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Why waste being Brad Pitt sitting at home with a bunch of adopted kids.



THIS.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77205 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 4:58 pm to
Clooney having a hard time not cracking a smile.

LINK
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12543 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 5:20 pm to
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Lucky hookers.

They got paid to have sex with that beautiful man.




Omfg Nurse!
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 9/21/16 at 6:38 pm to
feel free
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 6:43 pm to
What? Brad Pitt has been my #1 celebrity crush since I was a teenager.


Angelina is an idiot. You don't give up on Brad Pitt.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22342 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 6:47 pm to
Even though he cheated?
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
54026 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 6:47 pm to
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Drugs I get, but why hookers. You're a guy that can just get normal hot chicks to do pretty much anything you want with. Why pay for it? Now if it was a normal guy like me, totally get this.


Because someone like brad Pitt has had so many he needs to pay them to let him do the types of things he may or may not want to do...
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 6:50 pm to
Cotillard > Jolie
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 6:52 pm to
Maybe if she wasn't too busy adopting kids left and right and starving herself into a skeleton she could have better tended to his sexual needs.


I mean...you marry Brad Pitt, one of the sexiest men on the planet...you gotta keep that man happy. He can easily trade you in for a younger model at any time.

Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22342 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 6:57 pm to
So BJ's on the reg?
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:06 pm to
I agree that he's beautiful to look at but apparently he has notoriously bad personal hygiene.

Like, doesn't shower for days and smells like ground beef bad hygiene.

If you can't be bothered to wash your arse and nutsack?

I don't care how good looking you are - I'm not getting my mouth anywhere near that stink factory.

Being the sexiest man alive doesn't spare you from having a stank sack if you don't wash your arse for a week.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:24 pm to
Serious question: What will this do for the tourism in Louisiana?
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

Clooney having a hard time not cracking a smile.

That was...interesting.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
107994 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:33 pm to
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I mean...you marry Brad Pitt, one of the sexiest men on the planet...you gotta keep that man happy. He can easily trade you in for a younger model at any time.


Yeah, but the saying that someone, somewhere is sick of their shite is just as true for attractive men as it is for women.

Also keep in mind, Angelina Jolie was with Billy Bob Thornton. What the frick all did Brad Pitt have to do to get her to drop his arse? There's really no telling.
Posted by Bushwackers
Ridin' shotgun with Reese Bobby!
Member since Dec 2006
3790 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:43 pm to
The guy certainly ages well for travelling down that rough road of hookers and blow.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134625 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:44 pm to
He needs a younger model that wants to bang all the time instead of adopting children
This post was edited on 9/21/16 at 7:50 pm
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:52 pm to
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Also keep in mind, Angelina Jolie was with Billy Bob Thornton



Nurse I used to work with in BR had to draw both their blood years ago when they were in their "wearing each other's blood in a vial" stage of the relationship.

Billy Bob was filming a film in LA and she went on set to draw the couple's blood. Said Billy Bob has some weird phobia where he cannot be facing a corner of a room.
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