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re: Brad Pitt was into drugs and Russian hookers

Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:10 pm to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:10 pm to
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Being the sexiest man alive doesn't spare you from having a stank sack if you don't wash your arse for a week.


So Angelina garages her Ferrari because it has a little dirt on it? Hit the drive thru car wash and then take that mofo for a spin.

But she was too busy getting collagen lip and filling out all of those Zimbabwe national adoption papers to pay attention to her beautiful luxurious sports car.
This post was edited on 9/21/16 at 8:11 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:14 pm to
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But she was too busy getting collagen lip
Jolie has actually had a lip reduction. Her naturally full lips were almost cartoon-like. Check her out in Hackers and you'll see the difference.



Her daughter Shiloh has them too.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:17 pm to
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Brad Pitt was into drugs and Russian hookers



What is wrong with that?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92246 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:19 pm to
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They probably paid him.....

he was a hooker as a young struggling actor
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45554 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:25 pm to
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She likely wanted to adopt 3 more kids and it just drove poor Brad to just saying "frick it.....time for hookers and blow"



Maybe she wanted a russian baby, but since Putin shut down Russian adoptions to the US, Brad took it upon himself.
Posted by rilesrick
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:43 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/21/16 at 9:44 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:45 pm to
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why hookers"





professionalism, they normally keep their pie holes shut(at the appropriate time)
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:48 pm to
Damn I had no idea
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:49 pm to
Drugs and Russian hookers seems like he is living the dream.
Posted by Wimp Lo
My nipples look like Milk Duds
Member since Aug 2016
4548 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:56 pm to
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Like, doesn't shower for days and smells like ground beef bad hygiene.

If you can't be bothered to wash your arse and nutsack?

I don't care how good looking you are - I'm not getting my mouth anywhere near that stink factory.

Being the sexiest man alive doesn't spare you from having a stank sack if you don't wash your arse for a week.




That's nasty but lsunurse would probably scrape off his dick cheese and make a sandwich.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 10:02 pm to
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They got paid to have sex with that beautiful man.

does that really sound like the kind of man you'd want to be involved with?
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
13166 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 10:03 pm to
Maybe for Brad and Brad only.............but she has made it clear that stinky shmegma smelling man junk is a no-go, even though she wants to provide oral in a committed relationship.
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 9/21/16 at 10:08 pm to
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What is wrong with that?



And people wonder why this Country is going to shite.
Posted by Wimp Lo
My nipples look like Milk Duds
Member since Aug 2016
4548 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 10:10 pm to
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And people wonder why this Country is going to shite.


I think you're looking for the protest thread on the politics board.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 9/21/16 at 10:12 pm to
To be fair, it is the "oldest profession"
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 9/21/16 at 10:13 pm to
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into drugs and Russian hookers


Who isn't?
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22360 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 10:13 pm to
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I think you're looking for the protest thread on the politics board.


No, I'm good.
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22360 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 10:17 pm to
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into drugs and Russian hookers


Who isn't?



People that will live in the trailer park with you.
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
31586 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 10:20 pm to
Finally following the advice of his old man



Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 10:20 pm to
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People that will live in the trailer park with you.





Its actually one of those camper things on the back of an old pickup with "pussy wagon" spray painted on the tailgate.

Get your facts straight
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