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re: Boy takes wrong turn on 5K race, ends up winning 10K race

Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:17 am to
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:17 am to
Just happy he wasn’t thrown off the 3rd floor balcony of MOA by a Somalian.

The great state of Minnesota will go for TRUMP in 2020
This post was edited on 10/1/19 at 11:18 am
Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:31 am to
quote:

Just happy he wasn’t thrown off the 3rd floor balcony of MOA by a Somalian.


what the frick is wrong with some of you?
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44828 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:42 am to
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48 minutes is actually a solid middle of the pack time for a community 10k.



It would have been in the top 10 of the 10K here in Bham last week.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66992 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:49 am to
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the 40-year-old woman

Pics?
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 12:34 pm to
My bullet points:

1. This kid is an achiever. He just keeps going with great effort.
2. Women suck at giving directions.
3. The fastest woman still can’t beat a determined boy.
Posted by fr33manator
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/1/19 at 12:35 pm to
even 9 year old boys are better athletes than women
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 10/1/19 at 12:53 pm to
But has he ever made an inappropriate tweet?
Posted by GeauxBichGeaux
Member since Apr 2017
1347 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 2:18 pm to
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She was eventually able to track him down after a spectator called her brother-in-law, who was in the 10K race, to let him know there was a "little kid who was running really well" in the 10K.


is anybody else confused by this statement?

So someone phoned somebody that they knew was in the middle of a race AND the guy answered?
Posted by RoIITide
Member since Dec 2010
1008 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 2:22 pm to
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Well the faster you run the more energy you save, so the kid shoulda prolly done a 1/2 marathon instead.


ISWYDT

Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 4:52 am to
That's a slow 10k group. The last 10k I ran I was in my early 20's and ran it in just over 41 minutes. I finished something like 58th.
Posted by jscrims
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Member since May 2008
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Posted on 10/2/19 at 5:09 am to
How many people ran in that race your kid won? The numbers go from about 1-17 in that “race” you showed.
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32977 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 5:21 am to
Does this blow his amateur eligibility?
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
13057 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 5:28 am to
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Another example of white male privilege..

Jokes on you...he identified as Kenyan/Ethiopian.
Posted by C
Houston
Member since Dec 2007
28293 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 7:01 am to
It’s an 8 min mile pace. That’s pretty mediocre. How is that the winning time for a race? I would expect something in the mid 30s to win something like that.
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