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re: Bought new King Mattress... Won't fit up the stairwell
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:23 am to AnonymousTiger
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:23 am to AnonymousTiger
ratchet strap it on the ends.
Closes it up like a hotdog.
Closes it up like a hotdog.
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Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:23 am to AnonymousTiger
Cut her in half.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:23 am to UKWildcatsFAN
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so that you can be in the same bed with your wife and it fell like she's not there.
Bingo.
I sprawl out and I'm a pretty lengthy guy. I need space.
Its a game changer, that's for sure. And our 70 lb. dog sleeps in there and has plenty of room
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:24 am to terd ferguson
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Well I know that mfer didn't wash his hands after pissing outside so... YOU GOT BLACK DICK ALL OVER YOUR MATTRESS!!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
He wouldn't have washed them after pissing on my toilet seat, so what does it matter. unbeknownst to you though, my mattress was rapped in plastic.
This post was edited on 5/19/16 at 9:25 am
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:25 am to terd ferguson
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YOU GOT BLACK DICK ALL OVER YOUR MATTRESS!!!
Oddly enough, so did his woman the next weekend.
This post was edited on 5/19/16 at 9:26 am
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:25 am to Wally Sparks
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I regret buying mine.
It was even better when the movers came to pack up my stuff when I came back to the U.S.
The Italian guy in charge asked me how I got the sofa into the apartment. When I pointed at the balcony all 3 of them started mumbling shite in Italian.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:26 am to LSUBoo
I've had some trouble at a couple older built apartments in my day. Like some of the older tigerland type apartments where they have narrow stairwells with 90s in them, makes it almost impossible to move shite in and out.
quote:Had trouble at the overpass condo?
LSUBoo
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:27 am to AnonymousTiger
You have to pivot
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:27 am to AnonymousTiger
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:27 am to AnonymousTiger
Use ratchet straps
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:27 am to CadesCove
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Something tells me it would have wound up on that mattress anyway, even if the shrub pisser didn't put it there.
I host the BBC world tour on the mattress.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:27 am to AnonymousTiger
You really pissed into the wind on this one. And I only laugh because I went thru the same thing, minus the getting into the house. Good luck brother.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:28 am to AnonymousTiger
I am warming up my Reach lift...
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:30 am to TheCaterpillar
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Its a game changer, that's for sure. And our 70 lb. dog sleeps in there and has plenty of room
Lol, my 20 pound dog cuddles up to my wife arse and keeps her planted on her side the entire night. If I want to know shes there I have to reach out an arms link and graze her back.
It's wonderful.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:30 am to AnonymousTiger
Say hoist one more time, mother fricker.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:31 am to fr33manator
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Or get a truck and stand on the roof.
This is going to be attempt #1.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:32 am to AnonymousTiger
You bababooyied this one big time. Seriously though return the fricker and order a casper
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:32 am to terd ferguson
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The Italian guy in charge asked me how I got the sofa into the apartment. When I pointed at the balcony all 3 of them started mumbling shite in Italian.
, that's why I don't move peoples furniture. Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:33 am to auggie
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I am warming up my Reach lift...
What, do you work at home depot?
Posted on 5/19/16 at 9:33 am to UKWildcatsFAN
Dang I'm jealous. I went from a double to a king and somehow have the same 10" sliver of mattress to sleep on....... 
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