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Border officers find nearly 2 tons of weed camouflaged as limes

Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:02 pm
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:02 pm


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At first glance, these limes look like a normal shipment of the green fruit. But they don't contain the citrus juice you would squeeze into your margarita on a hot summer day.

Instead the phony limes were packed full of marijuana. US Customs and Border Protection officers in Pharr, Texas, seized a total of 3,947 pounds of weed in the commercial shipment of key limes on January 30, officials said.

Officers discovered 34,764 lime-like packages containing drugs.

The truck hauling the "produce" crossed the Pharr-Reynosa International Bridge along the Texas-Mexico border near the Gulf of Mexico. Over 34,000 of the fake fruit packages were discovered by an imaging inspection system and narcotics K-9 team.

"This is an outstanding interception of narcotics. Our CBP officers continue to excel in their knowledge of smuggling techniques, which allows them to intercept these kinds of attempts to introduce narcotics into our country," said Port Director Efrain Solis Jr. in a statement.

The drugs are valued at approximately $789,467, according to the US Customs and Border Protection statement. The case is under investigation by the Department of Homeland Security.


2 tons of weed. thought it would be more than 700k....


inb4 fake news
This post was edited on 2/8/17 at 12:05 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:03 pm to
lime sized hail.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
40266 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:05 pm to
You lemme get a lime bag fam
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:06 pm to
why don't smugglers just use those t-shirt cannons to get drugs across the border
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58616 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:07 pm to
just think how many of these lime shipments made it in before they caught on.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30410 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

2 tons of weed. thought it would be more than 700k....


It's Mexican dirt weed, hard to sale
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:16 pm to
They would have had a better chance getting through if they were camouflaged as Mexicans
Posted by TheHumanTornado
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since May 2008
4136 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:16 pm to
That wall tho
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35132 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:21 pm to
We need to stop importing these inferior products
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:23 pm to
I didn't even realize cartels even smuggled weed into the states.

Assuming it's dirt, what kind of people even buy this crap?
Posted by SmoothOperator96
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Member since Jan 2016
4151 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:24 pm to
Probably Reggie... glad they got it out of our country. We only like the good bud.
This post was edited on 2/8/17 at 12:25 pm
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33739 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:24 pm to
Zeta Cartel: " we are bringing across four 18 wheelers full of methamphetamine and heroin along with a small truck full of marijuana loaded limes"

FDA: " no you're not"

Zeta Cartel: " you get to bust the marijuana and announce its worth way more than it really is while we bring over the good stuff, or else will brutally murder your entire family and hang their dead bodies from an overpass"

FDA: "you know, i forgot to tell you that we won't be checking any 18 wheelers between 8:15am and 9:15 this coming Sunday. And by the way, what time do you expect that lime truck will be here?"


This post was edited on 2/8/17 at 4:10 pm
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:28 pm to
If MAGA means getting shite weed off the streets then I'm all on board.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

At first glance, these limes look like a normal shipment of the green fruit.

Yeah right Limes are a lot warmer green hue than that.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22015 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:38 pm to
Put Dee lime in duh coconut and you shake it all up....
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26809 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

At first glance, these limes look like a normal shipment of the green fruit. But they don't contain the citrus juice you would squeeze into your margarita on a hot summer day.


says who....
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15428 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:42 pm to
Cartel and the dealers getting more clever by the day
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2636 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

"This is an outstanding interception of narcotics
no it's fricking not.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:45 pm to
I am distracted by the melon's in the OP's ID.

Melon's >>>> limes.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37558 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:47 pm to
Yeah. One would think any dog getting within a mile radius of that much weed would immediately smell it.
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