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re: Bonnie Blue announces the birth of her baby

Posted on 8/31/26 at 1:45 pm to
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 8/31/26 at 1:45 pm to
Can you imagine being that kid in any public school around 12, 13 years old?

I wonder if Bonnie will make it to career day.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22817 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 1:59 pm to
She was still making “content” well into her pregnancy.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
4551 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 2:24 pm to
Father's day is gonna be lit
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
28507 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 3:29 pm to
guess she wasn't lying about the pregnancy
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
3497 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Bonnie Blue once had sex with 1057 men within 12 hours


Jesus was born to a virgin, so this child may actually be the anti-Christ.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
86185 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

Bonnie Blue once had sex with 1057 men within 12 hours


Average length of an erect American weiner is 5.6 inches. So 1057 men would be about 5,919 inches, which is 493 feet.

Thats more than 1.5 football fields of dick.

Daikin Park, where the Astros play, has the deepest centerfield in MLB at 435 ft.

Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
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Posted on 8/31/26 at 3:51 pm to
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 8/31/26 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24675 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 4:35 pm to

Fathered by some dude who stood in line for a half hour for the opportunity.
Posted by Sunnyvale
Little ST. James
Member since Feb 2024
4027 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 4:58 pm to
That is one hell of a sperm race. They are battling it out in the thunder drone from mad max inside her womb gladiator style.
Posted by IH8ThreePutts
Member since Mar 2018
1952 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:11 pm to
Amazing that the baby appears to be white.
Posted by Veritas
Member since Feb 2005
12165 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:19 pm to
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Poor little bastard.


Yeah sucks for him. High school is going to be really hard.
Posted by Hayekian serf
GA
Member since Dec 2020
4322 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:21 pm to
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just walked right on out and didn't even hit his head



Top ten reply


Hats off/well played

9.5/10
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
17563 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

Average length of an erect American weiner is 5.6 inches. So 1057 men would be about 5,919 inches, which is 493 feet.

Thats more than 1.5 football fields of dick.

All that math in school. I’ll bet the teachers never imagined how it would eventually be applied.
Posted by Tedorgeron
Member since Feb 2022
427 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:38 pm to
Feel bad for the kid but hopefully she will be a good mom.
Posted by Lsudx256
DFW
Member since Mar 2016
3606 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:49 pm to
No chance that kid is not Mulatto.
Posted by CajunHaole
Member since Aug 2026
3 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 6:03 pm to
Poor kid was born with shaken baby syndrome.
Posted by Tigertittie
Member since Sep 2021
1184 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

Average length of an erect American weiner is 5.6 inches. So 1057 men would be about 5,919 inches, which is 493 feet.

Thats more than 1.5 football fields of dick.

Daikin Park, where the Astros play, has the deepest centerfield in MLB at 435 ft.



You're not accounting for the in and out action.

1057 men in 12 hours is 40.87 secs for each man, let's say each man got 10 thrusts in...

That's 150 football fields of dick.

This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 6:14 pm
Posted by Zeta_Zeta
TX
Member since Jul 2018
110 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 6:43 pm to
Kid will have a very comfortable life money wise, but I think I’d rather have spawned in Siberia.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
21130 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

Bonnie Blue once had sex with 1057 men within 12 hours
Someone tell this nasty skank it's a vagina, not a clown car.
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