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Posted on 11/6/21 at 11:17 am to Joshjrn
I would happily bail her out and pay her court fees, as long as she agreed to participate in my 12 step program.
Posted on 11/6/21 at 11:21 am to RTRinTampa
Tough luck being pulled over by the gay cop
Posted on 11/6/21 at 11:29 am to OysterPoBoy
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If you aren’t Tik Toking the world is passing you by. I get 99% of my news from Tik Tok.
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:06 pm to Breauxsif
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Would you ever agree to field sobriety tests or agree to blow at the station?
I would never, under any circumstances, agree to SFST. Never.
A single "drink" (defined as a 4oz glass of wine, a 12oz beer, or a single shot of 80proof, modified further for high ABV beers, etc) raises the average person's BAC .02%. The human body processes alcohol at a rate of .015% per hour. If I multiply total drinks by .02 and length of drinking in hours by .015, subtracting the latter from the former, and come up with a number of .05 or lower, I'm happy to blow after the required 15 minutes observation period in which I have nothing to drink and don't belch (doing either resets the timer, as it brings deep lung breath up into your throat, which artificially spikes your BAC). Any higher and I'm letting the kindly officer know that I'm uncomfortable answering any questions, or doing any testing, without first speaking to my attorney.
But that's just my personal preference and should not in any way be construed as legal advice
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:08 pm to Joshjrn
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single "drink" (defined as a 4oz glass of wine, a 12oz beer, or a single shot of 80proof, modified further for high ABV beers, etc) raises the average person's BAC .02%. The human body processes alcohol at a rate of .015% per hour. If I multiply total drinks by .02 and length of drinking in hours by .015, subtracting the latter from the former, and come up with a number of .05 or lower
That's a lot of math to do when I'm drunk.
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:10 pm to TwoFace
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That's a lot of math to do when I'm drunk.
Addendum: If you can't do the math in your head, skip straight to asking for your attorney
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:19 pm to RTRinTampa
You know this cop was thinking back before camera's this chick was getting a strip search
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:23 pm to FLObserver
Not much that you couldn't already see.
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:27 pm to busbeepbeep
wish he would have made her do jumping jacks
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:42 pm to RTRinTampa
Ok, I'm letting you go, but you'll have to agree for me to administer a weekly field sobriety test to you for a while miss...
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:49 pm to RTRinTampa
The OT is failing us. Page 4 and still no link to her IG or OnlyFans.
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:53 pm to Cymry Teigr
She's gorgeous, God bless Lithuania.
Posted on 11/6/21 at 1:02 pm to RTRinTampa
Nah I woulda just held her and told her everything's gonna be ok.
Posted on 11/6/21 at 1:09 pm to Cymry Teigr
Yeah somebody needs to get on this.
Posted on 11/6/21 at 1:54 pm to RTRinTampa
Someone needs to investigate this woman. She could be a threat. Post your findings.
Posted on 11/6/21 at 2:04 pm to Joshjrn
quote:…not drunk. If you can still do all that math.
If I multiply total drinks by .02 and length of drinking in hours by .015, subtracting the latter from the former, and come up with a number of .05 or lower, I'm
Posted on 11/6/21 at 2:13 pm to TigrrrDad
Her poor John is sitting in his hotel room wondering why his "escort" did not show up.
Boys, that's a hooker. Guarandamnteed.
Boys, that's a hooker. Guarandamnteed.
Posted on 11/6/21 at 2:13 pm to JAMAC2001
I'm thinking she's a stripper on West Shore or Dale Mabry.
Know a couple that frequent the Brickhouse before work. Have to ask them if they know a girl from Lithuania.
Might have to work late a couple nights this week and see if I can locate.
Know a couple that frequent the Brickhouse before work. Have to ask them if they know a girl from Lithuania.
Might have to work late a couple nights this week and see if I can locate.
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