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re: Bodycam DUI stop ... Wow

Posted on 11/6/21 at 11:17 am to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164288 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 11:17 am to
quote:

blow at the station

That's how she posted bail
Posted by TwoFace
Member since Mar 2018
1114 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 11:17 am to
I would happily bail her out and pay her court fees, as long as she agreed to participate in my 12 step program.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54141 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 11:21 am to
Tough luck being pulled over by the gay cop
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29576 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 11:29 am to
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If you aren’t Tik Toking the world is passing you by. I get 99% of my news from Tik Tok.


Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27083 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

Would you ever agree to field sobriety tests or agree to blow at the station?


I would never, under any circumstances, agree to SFST. Never.

A single "drink" (defined as a 4oz glass of wine, a 12oz beer, or a single shot of 80proof, modified further for high ABV beers, etc) raises the average person's BAC .02%. The human body processes alcohol at a rate of .015% per hour. If I multiply total drinks by .02 and length of drinking in hours by .015, subtracting the latter from the former, and come up with a number of .05 or lower, I'm happy to blow after the required 15 minutes observation period in which I have nothing to drink and don't belch (doing either resets the timer, as it brings deep lung breath up into your throat, which artificially spikes your BAC). Any higher and I'm letting the kindly officer know that I'm uncomfortable answering any questions, or doing any testing, without first speaking to my attorney.

But that's just my personal preference and should not in any way be construed as legal advice
Posted by TwoFace
Member since Mar 2018
1114 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

single "drink" (defined as a 4oz glass of wine, a 12oz beer, or a single shot of 80proof, modified further for high ABV beers, etc) raises the average person's BAC .02%. The human body processes alcohol at a rate of .015% per hour. If I multiply total drinks by .02 and length of drinking in hours by .015, subtracting the latter from the former, and come up with a number of .05 or lower


That's a lot of math to do when I'm drunk.
Posted by namvet6566
Member since Oct 2012
6741 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:09 pm to

Only 3 came up
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27083 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

That's a lot of math to do when I'm drunk.


Addendum: If you can't do the math in your head, skip straight to asking for your attorney
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14473 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:19 pm to
You know this cop was thinking back before camera's this chick was getting a strip search
Posted by RTRinTampa
Central FL
Member since Jan 2013
5532 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:23 pm to
Not much that you couldn't already see.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38832 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:27 pm to
wish he would have made her do jumping jacks
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:42 pm to
Ok, I'm letting you go, but you'll have to agree for me to administer a weekly field sobriety test to you for a while miss...
Posted by Cymry Teigr
Member since Sep 2012
2103 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:49 pm to
The OT is failing us. Page 4 and still no link to her IG or OnlyFans.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22084 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 12:53 pm to
She's gorgeous, God bless Lithuania.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30201 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 1:02 pm to
Nah I woulda just held her and told her everything's gonna be ok.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15815 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 1:09 pm to
Yeah somebody needs to get on this.
Posted by JAMAC2001
Member since Jan 2013
2764 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 1:54 pm to
Someone needs to investigate this woman. She could be a threat. Post your findings.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28439 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

If I multiply total drinks by .02 and length of drinking in hours by .015, subtracting the latter from the former, and come up with a number of .05 or lower, I'm
…not drunk. If you can still do all that math.
Posted by Highway
Member since Nov 2021
150 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 2:13 pm to
Her poor John is sitting in his hotel room wondering why his "escort" did not show up.

Boys, that's a hooker. Guarandamnteed.
Posted by RTRinTampa
Central FL
Member since Jan 2013
5532 posts
Posted on 11/6/21 at 2:13 pm to
I'm thinking she's a stripper on West Shore or Dale Mabry.

Know a couple that frequent the Brickhouse before work. Have to ask them if they know a girl from Lithuania.

Might have to work late a couple nights this week and see if I can locate.
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