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re: Bobcat makes an impressive jump

Posted on 5/13/20 at 11:43 am to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 11:43 am to
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It startled me and I sharted.
It shartled you.

Thanks for sharing.
Posted by pensacola
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:03 pm to
I’ve seen cougars jump farther in Cadillac Grill on a Thursday night.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
47143 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:08 pm to
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No way. That animal would rip a person open...


A big, determined, man could kill that cat with his bare hands IF the cat consented to stay and fight. But the cat could get a couple of nasty swipes in and still get away.

The key would be to use his weight to trap the cat's hind legs and choke it. The biggest danger is disembowlment from the hind legs. The other key is to be willing to be maimed.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
47143 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:09 pm to
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It shartled you.

That's worthy of wider circulation!
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 1:01 pm to
Holy shite!

But are the crabs running?
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 1:02 pm to
I could do that.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 1:38 pm to
Animals are awesome, and that was cool.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 1:58 pm to
I'll raise you a dancing Bobcat...

Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

I could do that.



I already did it.

Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 2:21 pm to
Cats are ninja AF
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

It startled me and I sharted.


I almost sharted laughing at this
Posted by 4QNDS
Cypress Texas
Member since Oct 2019
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 4:18 pm to
Looks like a cougar to me....bobcats are much smaller
Posted by msap9020
Texas
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 4:52 pm to
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Looks like a cougar to me....bobcats are much smaller


I thought the same thing at first. Watch it again and check the tail.
Posted by sugar71
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Member since Jun 2012
9967 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 4:56 pm to
Does anyone want to guess that distance? About 10 yards ( 30 feet)?

Thats perhaps world record long jump distance . From a stand still.

Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 5:03 pm to
Damn. That boy is like Bobcat Beamon

Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 5:09 pm to
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I’ve seen cougars jump farther in Cadillac Grill on a Thursday night.



It’s no longer called “Cadillac Cafe”.....I rolled by there last week and they had a beautiful new sign saying “The Cadillac”

Best hunting grounds in BR
This post was edited on 5/13/20 at 5:10 pm
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 5:37 pm to
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I seen a bobcat snatch a bird out of no where one morning when I was hungover in a tree stand. It startled me and I sharted.


I chortled so hard I almost sharted. Take your upvote, bastard.
Posted by Cdawg
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Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 5:42 pm to
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Does anyone want to guess that distance? About 10 yards ( 30 feet)?

16' Those post appear to be 8'o.c.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

It shartled you


A new OTL term has been coined. It should get high usage.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

A big, determined, man could kill that cat with his bare hands IF the cat consented to stay and fight. But the cat could get a couple of nasty swipes in and still get away.

The key would be to use his weight to trap the cat's hind legs and choke it. The biggest danger is disembowlment from the hind legs. The other key is to be willing to be maimed.


I think you'd have to be on some drugs to do it. Even a strong man, after a few gashes to the face or stomach would simply let go from the shear pain. A big man is definitely strong enough to kill it, I just don't think he could ever get in position to actually kill it, bare handed. I mean a pissed off house cat is hard enough to get a handle on.
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