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Biotech Companies OK to Attempt to Regenerate Brains of the Dead

Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:59 pm
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:59 pm
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Two biotech companies in the United States have been given the green light to see if it is possible to regenerate the brains of dead people.

Bioquark Inc., in collaboration with Revita Life Sciences, has been given ethical permission by US health authorities to recruit 20 patients who have been declared clinically dead from a traumatic brain injury to test whether parts of their central nervous system (CNS) can be brought back to life.

Scientists working on the ReAnima Project will use a combination of therapies, which include injecting the brain with stem cells and a cocktail of amino acids, as well as deploying lasers and nerve stimulation techniques which have been shown to bring patients out of comas. The first trial will be a non-randomised, single group ‘proof of concept’ trial and will take place at Anupam Hospital in Rudrapur, Uttarakhand, India.
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Posted by baybeefeetz
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:00 pm to
They have my permission to try as well.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:01 pm to
How do we prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse?
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:02 pm to
So it begins.
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:02 pm to
Drink 15 anus burners
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:03 pm to


Posted by Breesus
Unplug
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

regenerate the brains of dead people.



When they put one of those brains into one of these machines:



God help us all
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:06 pm to
I Hope they pick somebody cool
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:06 pm to
Somebody sign Rex and LSUTANGERINE up for this.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:08 pm to
I don't see how it can hurt anything to try it on a clinically dead person.
Posted by ksayetiger
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:08 pm to
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Rudrapur, Uttarakhand, India.


Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:08 pm to
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Biotech Companies OK to Attempt to Regenerate Brains of the Dead


Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:10 pm to
Reanimate the brain dead?

Patient Zero needs it badly:



Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66992 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:17 pm to
I just wish they could get the paralyzed to walk again.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66842 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:25 pm to
Yeah, I'm more of a glass half full guy too. Curing stupidity would be awesome, but would probably make the internet way less entertaining.
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:51 pm to
Somewhere a SJW is creating a hashtag and catch-phrase to fight for zombie rights.
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
17999 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 9:59 pm to
So after India gets taken over by the inevitable zombie pandemic how fast does it reach this part of the world? Over under 28.5 days?
Posted by killercoconut
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 10:47 pm to
Recruit a dead person? Doesn't seem hard...
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
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Posted on 5/9/16 at 11:10 pm to
Posted by TigersforEver
Alexandria, LA
Member since Aug 2008
1930 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 11:30 pm to
I mean I'm guessing it's an attempt to reverse brain death in people with otherwise functioning bodies. Don't know how anyone could be against this
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