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Biohacker finds ‘no benefits’ after injecting himself with the blood of teenage son
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:12 pm
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Biohacker tech mogul Bryan Johnson has revealed that he won't be swapping plasma with his teenage son again after 'no benefits were detected'. Johnson has been on a quest to reverse his biological age for some time now. The tech mogul spends $2 million on a rigid daily routine overseen by a team of 30 doctors.
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He told the BBC: "My left ear is 64, my fitness tests say I'm 18, my heart is 37, my diaphragm strength is 18. "I playfully say I'm trying to become like, an 18-year-old. My son is 17, so I always tease him and say, 'When I grow younger, I wanna be like you'." To achieve those results, in addition to exercising daily, he also eats a strict vegan diet totalling 1,977 calories per day and eats his last meal at 11 a.m. with more than 100 daily supplements. However, the 45-year-old tweeted last week that he was stopping the blood swaps with his son.
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Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:16 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
This story leaves me thundersruck.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:16 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
I think this is how Dracula got his start.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:16 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
I'm not exactly normal but this dude is a Wierdo with capital "W".
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:18 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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eats his last meal at 11 a.m.
I don't care how much money or research this dude does. Eating a strictly 100% vegan diet and not eating a morsel after 11am cannot be healthy for you.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:18 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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The tech mogul spends $2 million on a rigid daily routine overseen by a team of 30 doctors.
That buys a lot of hookers and blow and way more fun.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:18 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Funny thing is, he looks old as shite.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:19 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
He's doing it wrong..
He has to beat his son and get the kid's adrenaline levels up so he can harvest the adrenochrome.
He has to beat his son and get the kid's adrenaline levels up so he can harvest the adrenochrome.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:23 pm to LSUAlum2001
I wonder if there are any normal tech billionaires. Like human normal.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:25 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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he was stopping the blood swaps with his son.
Is he trying to make himself younger and his kid older at the same time?
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:27 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
But did he perform the ritual and the chants?
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:30 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
The best things to do are: workouts daily, intermittent fasting 5 days per week, ketogenic diet, sauna 4 times a week, donate whole blood once every 2 months, facial cream and moisturizer several times per day, and less than 2 minutes of direct sunlight on your face each day.
I am mid 40's and currently dating 2 girls in their 20's.
I am mid 40's and currently dating 2 girls in their 20's.
This post was edited on 7/17/23 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:32 pm to SirWinston
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The best things to do are intermittent fasting 5 days per week, ketogenic diet, sauna 4 times a week, facial cream and moisturizer several times per day, and less than 2 minutes of direct sunlight on your face each day.
Toss in a daily 5 minute Wim-Hof cold plunge, too.
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I am mid 40's and currently dating 2 girls in their 20's.
But together, they are over 40, so no problem from me.
This post was edited on 7/17/23 at 3:33 pm
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:32 pm to LSUAlum2001
Good point - I half arse that in the middle of my sauna session with a cold shower sometimes, but I hate it.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:52 pm to WG_Dawg
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eats his last meal at 11 a.m.
He’s like a vampire and a reverse gremlin all rolled into one
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:53 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Looks like he hasn't seen the sun in years
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:56 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
How much does he spend on hair dye? No way that’s natural.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:57 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Bet he's a democrat.
Posted on 7/17/23 at 3:58 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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And as the plane crashed down
He thought, "Well, isn't this nice?"
This post was edited on 7/17/23 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 7/17/23 at 4:00 pm to WG_Dawg
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Eating a strictly 100% vegan diet and not eating a morsel after 11am cannot be healthy for you.
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more than 100 daily supplements.
I'm sure this evens it out
This post was edited on 7/17/23 at 4:01 pm
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