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re: Billionaire David Geffen, 82 files for divorce from go-go dancer husband, 32, w/out prenup

Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:25 pm to
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7242 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:25 pm to
All you homos saying you’d do that for all that money, just remember: you might not stay rich forever, but you’ll forever be known as a dick sucker
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
19361 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

I’m not gay and I would do that


As long as I'm pitching and not catching. The payoff is worth it.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83251 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

I’m not gay and I would do that


As long as I'm pitching and not catching. The payoff is worth it.


aggie board
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68205 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:45 pm to
Keanu never treated Geffen like that.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
157027 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:47 pm to
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
10533 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:54 pm to
Hey Fat and Sexy, if you are really fat and sexy you might not even know if it's going in a fat roll or actually hitting the spot. Maybe you could trick him for 1/2 Billion?
Posted by EatnCreaux
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2005
2358 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:55 pm to
quote:


I’m not gay and I would do that

So not 100% gay, but definitely not 0% either.

Just gay enough to let David Geffen enter your b-hole...repeatedly?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83251 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

So not 100% gay, but definitely not 0% either.

Just gay enough to let David Geffen enter your b-hole...repeatedly?


build a thousand bridges...
Posted by BlueRabbit
Member since Apr 2025
61 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:57 pm to
Geffen is a strange dude and pretty much a dick.

Don Henley has battled him for 50 years.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
24360 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:57 pm to
Mikelbr would have butthole tightening surgery for that kind of money, just to sweeten the deal.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83251 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

Mikelbr would have butthole tightening surgery for that kind of money, just to sweeten the deal.


thanks baw, I just spit coffee on my screen
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
674 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:58 pm to
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
24360 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:32 pm to
You know he would!
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
451588 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:40 pm to
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after less than two years of marriage.

Shouldn't be TOO bad on him, then.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
39644 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:40 pm to
Getting fricked for 2 years is better than getting fricked for 40 at a job
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40150 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:58 pm to
I'd imagine billionaires with heavy equity exposure have fluctuating wealth valuations.

"I'm worth less than when we got married. No soup for you"

Would be a humorous result.
This post was edited on 5/17/25 at 1:59 pm
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4206 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 2:02 pm to
If gay marriage wasn't legal he wouldn't have anything to worry about
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
125709 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 2:06 pm to
Why would anyone rich get married that old?

Plenty of men/women will frick you just for your lifestyle, no marriage needed
Posted by doc baklava
Between heaven and hell
Member since Oct 2020
912 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 2:12 pm to
He married a stripper?
Posted by 308
the backwoods of Mississippi
Member since Sep 2020
2640 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

He married a stripper?


It was true love.
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