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re: Biggest, most blatant lies told every single day in America

Posted on 6/4/19 at 1:50 pm to
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 6/4/19 at 1:50 pm to
"All I will do is put the head in it"
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 6/4/19 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

"Have a seat....the doctor will be with you shortly"

I am currently living this lie

What else ya got?


Dude, get your ears checked. She was getting sassy with you: "the doctor will be with you shorty".

There ain't no L there.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21101 posts
Posted on 6/4/19 at 1:50 pm to
"I've never done this before"
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133278 posts
Posted on 6/4/19 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

"All I will do is put the head in it"



“Shhhhhhhh...just the tip”
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20462 posts
Posted on 6/4/19 at 1:50 pm to
“I’ll be ready to go in five minutes,” says my lying wife.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2467 posts
Posted on 6/4/19 at 1:53 pm to
There will be peace in the Middle East.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 6/4/19 at 1:54 pm to
The check is in the mail
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 6/4/19 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

"Do I look fat in this?"


That is not a lie.
Posted by ScottFowler
NE Ohio
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Posted on 6/4/19 at 1:59 pm to
"It was great"
Posted by PrivatePublic
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Posted on 6/4/19 at 2:02 pm to
"This year is different!"

- LSU fans
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9741 posts
Posted on 6/4/19 at 2:02 pm to
Girls don’t fart
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 6/4/19 at 2:03 pm to
Real beauty is on the inside
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/4/19 at 2:05 pm to
“You have successfully unsubscribed from this email list.”
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27888 posts
Posted on 6/4/19 at 2:05 pm to
“To make a long story short, a friend of mine was telling me....”

-when said by OweO


Actually, now that I think about it, that’s two blatant lies.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/4/19 at 2:06 pm to
“The American Dream is alive and well.”
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
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24895 posts
Posted on 6/4/19 at 2:09 pm to
"Oh yeah, baby"
Posted by NfamousPanda
Central
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 6/4/19 at 2:11 pm to
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22023 posts
Posted on 6/4/19 at 2:16 pm to
Assembly will take only 10 minutes.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85370 posts
Posted on 6/4/19 at 2:20 pm to
Land of the Free
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104298 posts
Posted on 6/4/19 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

Have a seat....the doctor will be with you shortly" 

I am currently living this lie ? 

What else ya got?


Not in medicine but in another line of work where I deal with people.

Half show up early expecting to be seen immediately. Half show up late or not at all. In most cases they expect you to take as long as necessary to deal with the immediate problem, plus any other problem that may pop into their mind. And could you give me some advice about my nephew while I'm here?

The person who shows up on time prepared to take care of business is a rare bird.
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