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re: Bidet Purchase...Proof that spending time on the OT actually can be productive.
Posted on 4/28/25 at 6:02 am to cryptkeeper
Posted on 4/28/25 at 6:02 am to cryptkeeper
Yes. Full game changer have been pushing this on the ot for at least 5 years. Great call everyone should have one maybe two.
I even have portable ones now. Yep I do.
I even have portable ones now. Yep I do.
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Posted on 4/28/25 at 6:09 am to cryptkeeper
Welcome to the clean crack clan baw
This post was edited on 4/28/25 at 6:10 am
Posted on 4/28/25 at 8:35 am to fr33manator
A bidet is one of those things that I keep telling myself I want to research more and take the plunge but just never have.
I am admittedly totally ignorant on some of the intricacies so sorry for the dumb question here but what is your routine when it's time to wrap up? Do you wipe a bit with TP, then spray water, then dry again with TP? Or just do water from the outset and wipe dry? Also if your hole is soaking wet, does then wiping with TP not leave it all crumbly and lead to wet dingleberries?
I am admittedly totally ignorant on some of the intricacies so sorry for the dumb question here but what is your routine when it's time to wrap up? Do you wipe a bit with TP, then spray water, then dry again with TP? Or just do water from the outset and wipe dry? Also if your hole is soaking wet, does then wiping with TP not leave it all crumbly and lead to wet dingleberries?
Posted on 4/28/25 at 8:36 am to cryptkeeper
Truly and amazing purchase.
Posted on 4/28/25 at 9:16 am to Fat and Happy
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Do you wipe a bit with TP, then spray water, then dry again with TP? Or just do water from the outset and wipe dry? Also if your hole is soaking wet, does then wiping with TP not leave it all crumbly and lead to wet dingleberries?
thank you. at some point don't you have to dry off? with what? TP doesn't like to get wet.
Posted on 4/28/25 at 9:29 am to Jmcc64
Man, you baws are so unsophisticated. Mine has a dryer. You let that do its job for a bit and then yes, i always do a clean sweep with a handful of TP to make sure all is good and dry.
Posted on 4/28/25 at 9:59 am to WG_Dawg
Spray and one wipe, that’s it.
Posted on 4/28/25 at 10:00 am to cryptkeeper
My butthole is clean enough to eat off of after using my bidet. 
Posted on 4/28/25 at 10:04 am to WG_Dawg
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Do you wipe a bit with TP, then spray water, then dry again with TP? Or just do water from the outset and wipe dry?
You spray the water first then wipe to see if there's any color. If there's color you spray again and wipe. If there's no color I will hit it again to make sure there's no dingleberries. Then I pull my pants up. My butt might still have a little water on it, but it's not enough to cause any discomfort.
This post was edited on 4/28/25 at 10:05 am
Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:18 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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If there's no color I will hit it again to make sure there's no dingleberries. Then I pull my pants up. My butt might still have a little water on it
man I just can't imagine my downstairs being wet and pulling my pants up. Maybe it's just difference in personal preferences but I would have to be bone dry before pulling up
Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:22 am to cryptkeeper
I hate going to hotels or out of town now.
My bum is always raw after because I'm not used to wiping my arse with sandpaper.
My bum is always raw after because I'm not used to wiping my arse with sandpaper.
Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:23 am to WG_Dawg
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Do you wipe a bit with TP, then spray water, then dry again with TP?
Oh dear god no. Wiping with tp first will just smear it.
You want to wash first then dry with tp.
Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:27 am to dgnx6
Mine is being delivered tomorrow, excited to bump this thread once I finally get it installed.
Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:50 am to WG_Dawg
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man I just can't imagine my downstairs being wet and pulling my pants up. Maybe it's just difference in personal preferences but I would have to be bone dry before pulling up
I would rather be slightly wet and 100% clean than having doo-doo residue. If it bothers you that much then us a towel.
This post was edited on 4/28/25 at 11:58 am
Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:57 am to cryptkeeper
Definitely a game changer.
Do you just sit there and dry off? I still use toilet paper even after the bidet
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I didn’t get the heated model but the cold water is no issue and you get instantly clean without all the toilet paper waste
Do you just sit there and dry off? I still use toilet paper even after the bidet
Posted on 4/28/25 at 12:32 pm to cryptkeeper
Bidet
Exofficio boxer briefs
What else are the other most recommended products on the OT over the years?
Exofficio boxer briefs
What else are the other most recommended products on the OT over the years?
Posted on 4/28/25 at 2:29 pm to cryptkeeper
Welcome to the new world.
Posted on 4/28/25 at 2:39 pm to WG_Dawg
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I am admittedly totally ignorant on some of the intricacies so sorry for the dumb question here but what is your routine when it's time to wrap up? Do you wipe a bit with TP, then spray water, then dry again with TP? Or just do water from the outset and wipe dry? Also if your hole is soaking wet, does then wiping with TP not leave it all crumbly and lead to wet dingleberries?
Spray. I spray a good bit, wiggle around on the toilet a little to make sure to hit all the spots on the bunghole
Then give it a few seconds to let the water drip. Then wipe with TP. Sometimes still some streaking so I just finish off with TP. But I can't stand up with a wet butt, I have to be completely dry. I honestly don't think I save just a ton of TP, but it is certainly cleaner down there which is all I care about.
Posted on 4/28/25 at 2:45 pm to WG_Dawg
quote:Just go with the bidet when you are done with your business.
man I just can't imagine my downstairs being wet and pulling my pants up. Maybe it's just difference in personal preferences but I would have to be bone dry before pulling up
Then wad up enough TP to pat dry enough that you are comfortable. You'll learn along the way what is right for you. There are no rigid rules.
It's not rocket science!
Posted on 4/28/25 at 2:48 pm to Shamoan
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I like the cold water for a quick “WAKE UP you FRICKING a-hole!!!!” In the morning.
It's never the cold water that gets my attention It's the pressure-washing power (on high) that makes me jump. That can feel like I'm being poked with an ice pick.
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