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Beyond Meat Promises Their New Fake Meat Will Suck Less

Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:11 am
Posted by djmed
Member since Aug 2020
2608 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:11 am
Beyond Meat Promises Their New Fake Meat Will Suck Less


Facing declining U.S. sales and massive layoffs, fake-meat producer Beyond Meat has a radical idea for their fourth-generation Beyond Burger patties and Beyond Beef ground... stuff: they'll make it better-tasting and more nutritious.

“Health is one of the top drivers to the plant-based meat category, and we feel a deep responsibility to deliver on that expectation for the consumer,” CEO Ethan Brown told the Associated Press on Wednesday.

I had thought products like Beyond Meat were supposed to be better for you from the start, but the modern fake meat industry is young, and, like any tech product, there will be iterations and improvements.

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Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119158 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:16 am to
My interest level in non meat meat is 0.0%
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12685 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:16 am to
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23605 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:16 am to
quote:

they'll make it better-tasting and more nutritious.


interesting... seems they should have done this from the start, so they wouldn't be:
quote:

Facing declining U.S. sales and massive layoffs
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24293 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:17 am to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54093 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:24 am to
quote:

the modern fake meat industry is young, and, like any tech product, there will be iterations and improvements.


Gotta love comparing food products to tech gizmos.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15625 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:26 am to
quote:

Gotta love comparing food products to tech gizmos.

Unfortunately it is how all start ups seem to want to operate now. It's silly.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
8230 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:32 am to
Is this like FJB saying he’ll do better in a 2nd term lol.

Fake meat is dead. Like the pet rock. And Pontiac Aztec.
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
4886 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:48 am to
Beyond Meat /Lab grown meat is the Lab grown diamonds of the food world.
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13030 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:52 am to
Health is one of the top drivers to the plant-based meat category,

Nope
Posted by Privateer 2007
Member since Jan 2020
6177 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:53 am to
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lab grown diamonds of food world


Except that lab grown diamonds are diamonds. They are carbon atoms in Diamond cubic crystal structure.

"Beyond meat" is in no way actually meat.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21476 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:53 am to
Buy our "fake meat". It's not good now but it might be better in the future.

Buy our electric cars. There are problems with them that really suck, but we will try an fix that later.

Take this vaccine. It might work, maybe not. If you die for a weird reason, it might be our fault, but you cant really blame us.

Just trust us! [Emphasis on the "us"]
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
4886 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 8:58 am to
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Except that lab grown diamonds are diamonds


They were created in a lab, not naturally occurring rather manipulate and created by man.

A plastic surgeon making a penis into a vagina is not the same as a real naturally occurring vagina... but you may disagree.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29513 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 9:05 am to
Humanity is fricked if we have millions who get excited about eating fake meat
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15600 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 9:08 am to
I love that Seinfeld gif. You can tell that might be the first time that broad ever got denied.
Posted by Pezzo
Member since Aug 2020
1946 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 9:09 am to
vegetarians hate their diet so much they have to eat shitty plant based meat and pretend its good.

just eat meat.
Posted by Hayekian serf
GA
Member since Dec 2020
2545 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 9:35 am to
Plant based meat

The crap people will believe these days is troubling
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40522 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 9:35 am to
As someone who works in the real meat industry, this pleases me immensely.
Posted by mudshuvl05
Member since Nov 2023
641 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 9:36 am to
man made meatless meat is healthy they say? it's all about health, they say?

Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5619 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 9:39 am to
How about this instead of the plants pretending to be meat we just eat meat and also eat plants just normal plants the way they are like apples and cashews and stuff i mean everything waa fine in the meat and plant world like the good options were already available no matter what you preferred so why are we creating this unholy abomination and mocking God
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