re: Best “ya mamma” jokes?

Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a money refund.

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she stands in front of that sign what says “Hollywood” all you can see is H and D

Ya momma has hairy stuff and it stinks. Bad.

Ya momma was a main attraction at P. T. Barnum and Bailey.

Yo mamma so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house.

To mamma so fat when she cut herself, she bled brown gravy.

Ya mamma so fat she uses cheat codes on Wii Fit.

What's the difference between yo momma and a 747?






Not everybody's been on a 747.

Yo momma so fat, when she wears her little black dress she looks like.....outer space


Yo momma so fat, when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody.


Yo momma so hairy, she was a stunt double for Gorillas in the Midst

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.

Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.