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Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:03 am to SoulGlo
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What's the difference between yo momma and a 747?
About 5 pounds.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:27 am to MMauler
Yo momma so fat it took two years to get Nationwide on her side.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:28 am to EGCROSS
yo mamma teeth so crooked, it looks like they throwin up gang signs.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:30 am to EGCROSS
Yo mamma so ugly, as a kid she used to trick or treat over the phone.
One time she entered an ugly contest and they said, sorry, no professionals.
yo momma so dumb, she thought dredlocks was an anti theft device.
One time she entered an ugly contest and they said, sorry, no professionals.
yo momma so dumb, she thought dredlocks was an anti theft device.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:42 am to EGCROSS
Ya mamma so fat she sits around the house and blocks traffic
Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:46 am to EGCROSS
Ya Mamma is so ugly that when she passes the Bathroom,the toilet flushes.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:34 am to EGCROSS
Yo mamma is so ugly, after I saw her posted pics, I went and made two deposits at the eye bank.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 9:32 am to EGCROSS
Yo momma’s so fat she got in a pool and was hijacked by Somali pirates.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 9:49 am to EGCROSS
Ya mama so nasty, I called her for phone sex and got an ear infection.
Ya mama is like a casino: liquor in the front, poker in the back
Ya mama is like a casino: liquor in the front, poker in the back
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:06 am to EGCROSS
Yo mamma so fat when she cut her leg open, gravy poured out !!
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:08 am to EGCROSS
Yo mamma so fat her Senior pictures were aerial photographs!!
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:14 pm to OsTiger78
Your mama so fat, she she sat on an iphone and turned it into an iPad
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:58 pm to mikelbr
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Yo mama so fat she steps on the scale and it says 'To Be Continued'
Yo mama's so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "Get this lard arse bitch off me!"
Posted on 10/5/19 at 9:04 pm to EGCROSS
Your mom's hair's so nappy, she went to Walk-In Weaves and the staff walked out.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 9:15 pm to EGCROSS
Let’s just get off mamas
Cause I just got off yours.
Cause I just got off yours.
Posted on 10/5/19 at 9:57 pm to EGCROSS
Ya mamma is so ugly when she robs a bank they turn the security cameras off
This post was edited on 10/5/19 at 9:59 pm
Posted on 10/5/19 at 9:58 pm to EGCROSS
Yo mama wears combat boots to church
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:07 pm to EGCROSS
Yo mamas so fat she wears sleeping bags as socks
Yo mamas so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Yo mamas so fat she fills up the tub and THEN she turns on the water
Yo mamas so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Yo mamas so fat she fills up the tub and THEN she turns on the water
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:13 pm to Yowie Wowie
Yo mama’s like a brick. Dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
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