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Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:19 pm to Cold Drink
Yo Momma so black when she gets out the car the oil light comes on
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:19 pm to EGCROSS
They used to call em jumpolines till yo momma jumped on one
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:22 pm to TheOtherSide
Your mama has summer teeth. Some are missing and some are broken.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:24 pm to Cold Drink
Yo mamma so fat when she bends over, her backside looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:24 pm to EGCROSS
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they told her “sorry, no professionals.”
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:27 pm to EGCROSS
Yo Mama is so fat she left the house in high heels, got back with flip flops.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:29 pm to EGCROSS
Never get into a yo momma session with yo momma.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:29 pm to sammy762
Yo Momma so black they mark her absent at night school
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:33 pm to EGCROSS
Even Yo Mamma thinks this thread sucks monkey balls
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:35 pm to EGCROSS
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:36 pm to EGCROSS
Yo mama is so nasty that the only reason she uses tampons is so her crabs can bungee jump.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:37 pm to EGCROSS
Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 7:38 pm
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:39 pm to EGCROSS
Ya momma so big when she wears her Malcolm X shirt helicopters try to land on her
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:41 pm to EGCROSS
Yo mamma is so ugly, you could push her face in dough and make gorilla cookies
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:41 pm to EGCROSS
Your momma’s such a whore people call her Arby’s because she has the meats
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:41 pm to EGCROSS
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy that she looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama is so old that when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishin'.
Yo mama is so black that she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama is so poor, the other day she was kicking a can down the road. I asked her what she was doing. She said...movin'.
Yo mama is so old that when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishin'.
Yo mama is so black that she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama is so poor, the other day she was kicking a can down the road. I asked her what she was doing. She said...movin'.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:41 pm to EGCROSS
Ya momma like a racecar, she burns four rubbers a night.
Ya momma so poor, she asked to put items on the dollar menu on layaway.
Ya momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Ya momma so poor, she asked to put items on the dollar menu on layaway.
Ya momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:42 pm to Tear It Up
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Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
I’ve never seen this one before. Amazing
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:43 pm to LSULaw2009
Yo momma like a door knob everyone gets a turn
Yo momma like a shotgun one cock and she blows
Yo momma like a shotgun one cock and she blows
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