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re: Best Weed Detox for Employment Drug Screen???

Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:55 am to
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:55 am to
Look up "Certo method" less than $10 investment and it works... according to a friend.
Posted by LSUintheNW
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:56 am to
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If I can find it, that seems like the best avenue.



For me, getting clean piss or synthetic is the way to go.

For you....last time I'll say it, follow MY advice and move on with your life.


Posted by geauxkoo
Member since Oct 2021
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:57 am to
I was told it would stay in my system for 30 days so I was freaking out.

Sounds like I might be over-reacting.

Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:58 am to
Zydot
Posted by geauxkoo
Member since Oct 2021
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:58 am to
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follow MY advice and move on with your life.


Will do!!
Posted by Ingeniero
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:59 am to
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Even if it was legal on a federal level, companies still have the say so on what they chose to test you for


They could, but I think they'd have trouble hiring people if it were legal federally and easily accessible. Imagine an employer right now trying to test for alcohol or nicotine.
Posted by wartiger2004
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:01 pm to
shite in the cup instead. Show your dominance.
Posted by Dingeaux
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:01 pm to
my company does hair tests. better hope they don't go that route
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:08 pm to
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was told it would stay in my system for 30 day


It can, but for most people it clears out in 1-2 weeks. Really depends on how much the person uses. If your test isn’t until 3/1, and you only did a little for the first time, it’ll most likely be out of your system by test date. You may even already be clean. Wait until this weekend and take a home test. They seek them at any pharmacy.
Posted by SammyTiger
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:09 pm to
Tell ‘em you need time to study for that drug test
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
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Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:13 pm to
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follow MY advice and move on with your life.
quote:

Will do!!

Bro, going through the effort of sourcing and obtaining "clean" or "synthetic" piss is ridiculous. You have until March 1st, so you have nothing to worry about. Go to GNC, get some QCarbo32, don't smoke anymore between now and test day. A few hours before you piss on the test date, drink the product as directed. I 1000% guarantee you will pass.
This post was edited on 2/21/22 at 12:14 pm
Posted by Steadyhands
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:20 pm to
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quote:
You need to decide if your job or weed is most important to you and leave the other.
Well, what if weed is more important but you can't buy any without a job? Conundrum


Can't put the cart in front of the horse.
Posted by KISS ARMY
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:28 pm to
Drink bleach
Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
17443 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:28 pm to
Nobody wants you druggies that smoke that dope. Now continue to destroy your bodies with alcohol, cigarettes (and we’ll even give you a break to smoke a cig), and we won’t have a problem at all
Posted by redstick13
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Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:32 pm to
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They could, but I think they'd have trouble hiring people if it were legal federally and easily accessible. Imagine an employer right now trying to test for alcohol or nicotine.


It will never be acceptable in high risk industries legal or not.
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
17205 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:38 pm to
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If your test isn’t until 3/1, and you only did a little for the first time, it’ll most likely be out of your system by test date. You may even already be clean.

I'm pretty sure the 30 days number is there to scare people into not using. I think a more realistic number for a non-habitual consumer is 5-7 days, maybe less depending on how much you smoked/ingested.

You might be clean now, and you'll definitely be clean in a week and a half.
This post was edited on 2/21/22 at 2:47 pm
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:39 pm to
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Even if it was legal on a federal level, companies still have the say so on what they chose to test you for.



Well sure. But then you have companies like Humana that aren't even testing for it anymore because it's legal in multiple states (that they have offices/employees in). You just have to agree that shouldn't be under the influence while on the clock.

I imagine a lot of companies will start going this route.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:40 pm to
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I'm pretty sure the 30 days number is just there to just scare people into not using. I think a more realistic number for a non-habitual consumer is 5-7 days, maybe less depending on how much you smoked/ingested.

You might be clean now, and you'll definitely be clean in a week and a half.



Well that and you have to take into consideration your weight. The heavier you are the more likely it is to stay in your system longer (it's the same with anesthesia by the way, it stores in your fat cells).
Posted by DoUrden
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:44 pm to
My employer added to the handbook this year "You can't be high while on the job."
Posted by DaleGribble
Bend, OR
Member since Sep 2014
6821 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:45 pm to
Before I moved to a state that rarely drug tests, I always bought it in head shops. If you can't find it there, check vape shops or even sex shops(they sell it claiming that it's used for Golden Showers).
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