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re: Best Weed Detox for Employment Drug Screen???
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:27 am to geauxkoo
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:27 am to geauxkoo
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I know that not smoking weed is the best way. That frickin' ship has sailed, else I wouldn't be asking for your help.
Had I known the test was coming, I would have prepared better.
So you applied for a job and submitted a resume, went on an interview, put in notice with current employer, and did not think at any point during the entire process that maybe you should stop smoking weed in case they make you take a drug test?
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Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:28 am to geauxkoo
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I don't "Do" marijuana regularly.
Then you don’t need to do anything.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:28 am to Stonehog
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Sweat three times a day, drink lots of water and eat leafy greens. I was a daily smoker and got clean in about 5 days doing this.
Thank you. This is doable.
I ingested a very low dose, because I live in Florida where weed is not available. Hopefully this will work.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:29 am to The Spleen
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go through a 1/4 ounce every 4-7 days.
Those are rookie numbers.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:29 am to geauxkoo
For some reason, this response
made me think of this scene
quote:
I don't "Do" marijuana regularly. I only ingested because I was in Arizona for a a few days.
made me think of this scene
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:29 am to geauxkoo
You may be clean. Go by CVS/Walgreens and get a home test and see.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:29 am to geauxkoo
Actually being honest is the best advice. The stress of all this faking isn't worth it. I have no idea the dynamics at your job. I have seen people fail and keep their job, even at an electrical contractor, most big places will put you on a monitoring/rehab program if they like you rather than fire you. I've even seen people still get hired on after failing the pre employment test, they just are immediately put on the program. It's just fricking weed, your best bet is to be honest and even if you have to get another job it's less stress than having to carry fake pee and all this horseshite
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:30 am to geauxkoo
Flush your bladder and kidneys before you go by drinking enough water, gatorade, beer where you are urinating every 15-20 minutes. When your urine is crystal clear, you are good to go.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:31 am to geauxkoo
Self control. worked perfect for me. 
ETA: you body fat composition has an effect that is difficult to account for. SO all the sweat/piss/purge routines may or may not work for you. Ultimately, when you ingested it and how much is the key for someone who is not a regular user. Odds are, if it was more than 2 weeks ago you are good.
ETA: you body fat composition has an effect that is difficult to account for. SO all the sweat/piss/purge routines may or may not work for you. Ultimately, when you ingested it and how much is the key for someone who is not a regular user. Odds are, if it was more than 2 weeks ago you are good.
This post was edited on 2/21/22 at 11:43 am
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:31 am to geauxkoo
quote:
Best Weed Detox for Employment Drug Screen???
Stop being a druggie
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:31 am to geauxkoo
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because I live in Florida where weed is not available.
Try harder....
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:32 am to fr33manator
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You can choke down the gallon in about 20 minutes. Just make sure it’s fresh, otherwise the ammonia will burn your throat.
Last time I had to get tested, my yak got into some wild onions. Took me 4 days to get a gallon down and they ended up taking a hair sample.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:32 am to RTRinTampa
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When your urine is crystal clear, you are good to go.
And you just failed.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:33 am to Weekend Warrior79
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So you applied for a job and submitted a resume, went on an interview, put in notice with current employer, and did not think at any point during the entire process that maybe you should stop smoking weed in case they make you take a drug test?
Literally, I thought they had hired someone else. I was over a month since I heard anything.
What sucks is that my first use of Marijuana, in my entire life, was a few days ago.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:36 am to geauxkoo
When is your test scheduled for?
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:36 am to geauxkoo
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What sucks is that my first use of Marijuana, in my entire life, was a few days ago.
If you only smoked once or twice and were clean before you'll naturally be clean in a few days.
Sweat a little, take non flushing niacin and a gallon of water for a couple of days and those toxins will be gone in 24-72 hours depending upon how much body fat you have.
Buy a home test at Walgreens and see where you are at after 3 days.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:39 am to geauxkoo
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Does anyone have experience with weed detox drinks? And did it work for you?
I see you're getting a lot of "funny" answers and admonishment from dipshits with sticks up their asses, but the product you're looking for is QCarbo32. They sell it at GNC and I can confirm it has worked for me multiple times. Just follow the instructions.
ETA: You can also buy home THC piss test kits from CVS or Walgreens to get a baseline of where you're at.
This post was edited on 2/21/22 at 11:41 am
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:40 am to LSUintheNW
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If you only smoked once or twice and were clean before you'll naturally be clean in a few days.
Sweat a little, take non flushing niacin and a gallon of water for a couple of days and those toxins will be gone in 24-72 hours depending upon how much body fat you have.
Buy a home test at Walgreens and see where you are at after 3 days.
This is the best answer. You still may not pass, but this will give you the best chance.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 11:42 am to geauxkoo
Buy the fake pee and use a heat warmer.
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