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re: Best one liners after sex
Posted on 2/6/25 at 9:21 pm to hometownhero89
Posted on 2/6/25 at 9:21 pm to hometownhero89
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This post was edited on 2/7/25 at 7:52 am
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Posted on 2/6/25 at 9:33 pm to hometownhero89
My short Friend hooked up with a fairly large woman.
When he dropped his pants she asked, “who do you think you are going to please with that?”
He replied,” ME!!!”
When he dropped his pants she asked, “who do you think you are going to please with that?”
He replied,” ME!!!”
Posted on 2/6/25 at 9:50 pm to hometownhero89
quote:
after sex.
I spend apologizing profusely
Posted on 2/6/25 at 9:58 pm to hometownhero89
quote:Oops, I need to go to the pharmacy for plan B, do you need anything else while I'm out?
Your best one liner after sex. I’ll start.
This post was edited on 2/6/25 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 2/6/25 at 10:00 pm to hometownhero89
quote:
Your best one liner after sex. I’ll start.
Yours is probably more likely “Your payment is on the dresser.”
This post was edited on 2/6/25 at 11:25 pm
Posted on 2/6/25 at 10:02 pm to hometownhero89
The best one liner that I overheard in Alabama was “Get off me daddy, you’re going to crush my cigarettes.”
Posted on 2/6/25 at 10:07 pm to hometownhero89
Well that was fast..
Posted on 2/6/25 at 10:09 pm to BigBinBR
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BigBinBR
Bringing a scalawag to your house is a good way to get robbed
Posted on 2/6/25 at 10:16 pm to hometownhero89
We done good in there half pint.
Posted on 2/6/25 at 10:18 pm to hometownhero89
“I haven’t been f*ckd like that since grade school”
Posted on 2/6/25 at 10:52 pm to hometownhero89
Do you prefer Uber or Lyft?
Posted on 2/6/25 at 10:52 pm to hometownhero89
Money's on the dresser go home
Posted on 2/6/25 at 11:37 pm to hometownhero89
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:09 am to hometownhero89
That'll do pig.
You made me ink!
You made me ink!
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:56 am to hometownhero89
Oh yeah?
Posted on 2/7/25 at 6:15 am to hometownhero89
Let's do it again in the morning!
Posted on 2/7/25 at 6:26 am to hometownhero89
(no message)
This post was edited on 2/7/25 at 6:27 am
Posted on 2/7/25 at 6:28 am to hometownhero89
Better wash my hands and hide the lube, mom's gonna be down to tell me dinner is ready any second.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 6:29 am to hometownhero89
“Genital warts are easily treatable, baby”
Posted on 2/7/25 at 6:43 am to hometownhero89
Got any cigarettes?
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