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Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:08 pm to HeadSlash
a cute young co-worker told this married guy that was hitting up on her at happy hour one day that she was looking for a husband, her told her, no problem, I'm a husband
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:08 pm to Hester Carries
Yep, and it's usually her fat, bitchy, and loud friend.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:08 pm to HeadSlash
quote:
Best Comeback To "I Have A Boyfriend."
Just move on & accept the polite rejection,
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:08 pm to brucevilanch
That was not the kind of threesome I was looking for.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:09 pm to HeadSlash
I'm glad to know you're into men
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:09 pm to 777Tiger
quote:
a cute young co-worker told this married guy that was hitting up on her at happy hour one day that she was looking for a husband, her told her, no problem, I'm a husband
That's kind of funny
I mean
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:19 pm to HeadSlash
Why do you need a comeback? She isn't interested. Move on to the next and not waste your damn time
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:24 pm to Sao
quote:
Eatin' ain't cheatin'
winner.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:24 pm to monsterballads
It's ironic that he has Virgin for his provider. 
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:28 pm to RougeTiger
quote:
I have a math test tomorrow.
What? I thought we were talking about things we were going to cheat on.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:30 pm to HeadSlash
quote:
I Have A Boyfriend
so when's the wedding?
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:30 pm to HeadSlash
How much blow does he have? Cause I have this much.
Done deal.
Done deal.
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:32 pm to sugar71
quote:Is the gentlemanly way to go about it.
Just move on & accept the polite rejection,
But
Her: "I Have A Boyfriend"
Douchebag: "I know, he's fricking my girlfriend"
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:33 pm to HeadSlash
He's not here is he? Cause I don't want him to cry when I take his girl home
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