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re: Best Comeback To "I Have A Boyfriend."

Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:08 pm to
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:08 pm to
I won't tell him if you won't
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92097 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:08 pm to
a cute young co-worker told this married guy that was hitting up on her at happy hour one day that she was looking for a husband, her told her, no problem, I'm a husband
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24418 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:08 pm to
Yep, and it's usually her fat, bitchy, and loud friend.
Posted by sugar71
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
9967 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

Best Comeback To "I Have A Boyfriend."


Just move on & accept the polite rejection,
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13616 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:08 pm to
That was not the kind of threesome I was looking for.
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
14712 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:09 pm to
I'm glad to know you're into men
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
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Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:09 pm to
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

a cute young co-worker told this married guy that was hitting up on her at happy hour one day that she was looking for a husband, her told her, no problem, I'm a husband



That's kind of funny

I mean
Posted by Puck82
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23949 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:19 pm to
Why do you need a comeback? She isn't interested. Move on to the next and not waste your damn time
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:19 pm to

Eatin' ain't cheatin'
Posted by monsterballads
Gulf of America
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:22 pm to
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24418 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

Eatin' ain't cheatin'


winner.
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
87965 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:24 pm to
It's ironic that he has Virgin for his provider.
Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3105 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:26 pm to
How long you had that problem
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

I have a math test tomorrow.

What? I thought we were talking about things we were going to cheat on.



Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:29 pm to
I have a 12" cock
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
172136 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

I Have A Boyfriend


so when's the wedding?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:30 pm to
How much blow does he have? Cause I have this much.




Done deal.
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3665 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

Just move on & accept the polite rejection,
Is the gentlemanly way to go about it.

But

Her: "I Have A Boyfriend"

Douchebag: "I know, he's fricking my girlfriend"

Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 8/9/14 at 3:33 pm to
He's not here is he? Cause I don't want him to cry when I take his girl home
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