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Being tall vs. being short

Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:34 pm
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:34 pm
What are the pros and cons of each?
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:35 pm to
Short: pros: none
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:37 pm to
Pros of being tall: Men instinctively respect you, and women instinctively want you to plow them.

Pros of being short: Maybe you might be so insecure you develop a Napoleon/Saban complex and become a legendary leader of men.

Cons of being tall: People always want you to be on their basketball team.

Cons of being short: No one takes you seriously as a human being.
This post was edited on 5/8/16 at 6:39 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35465 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:37 pm to
Short people make excellent miners and jockeys. All I got.
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:38 pm to
If you're short, it's usually easier to get cut up from working out. Other than that, I'm not sure there are any. Maybe some Napoleons will chime in.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:39 pm to
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Short: pros: none


Do you travel?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124262 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:41 pm to
I'm 5'6 and weight over 300 lbs

It sucks being short and fat
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:42 pm to
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weight over 300 lbs


Because you're so full of shite.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:46 pm to
tall people are looked upon as leadership material, up to 6 4" and then it is less of a plus up to 6 6". then its a negative to be more than 6 7".

women prefer taller guys.



Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:53 pm to
Being a backseat passenger in a car full of tall people is unpleasant.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
70775 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:57 pm to
What's the ceiling for short and what's the floor for tall?
Posted by Jet12
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Member since Nov 2010
20554 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:57 pm to
I know for tall...

Pros: Can see over everyone and is easy to find
Cons: Door frames and ceiling fans.

Source: the tall tuba players in Tiget Band a few years ago. 7'2" guy ended up joining the basketball team for a bit anyway, and I still see the 6'10" guy every now and then.
This post was edited on 5/8/16 at 6:58 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 5/8/16 at 6:58 pm to
Taller people probably have shorter life expectancies.
Posted by Titus Pullo
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28567 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:01 pm to
This one time, at band camp....
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:06 pm to
It's funny how everyone is rating pros and cons only for men. For women, being short can be a great thing. Men like shorties, they're smaller and so can be more fun in the sack. Ask a 6'6" woman about her dating prospects vs. a 5'0" woman.

Short people of either sex at least don't feel cramped on an airplane.
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:07 pm to
being tall sucks,Im 6'7

1.I wanted a sports car, the fit is so tight, I had to pass.

2. Getting shoes is a pain,im sure not at foot locker, but nice dress shoes you find one you like and order it.

3.constantly getting asked how tall you are, mostly old women and children, im not shaquille oneal, its annoying, im not circus freak tall, but I dread going to a mall bc i know some dipshite wants a pic or to comment about my height. Always wanting to know if i played basketball.

4.hotels suck, the beds are small and the showerheads are always too low

5.Flying sucks, even first class, the cabins are too short.

I have plenty more, but i wish i were 5'10 and normal bc im in my 30s and im not in the NBA making money bc im tall so at this juncture, give me 5'10, capable of driving a sportscar and being able to walk through a mall unnoticed and go home with a pair of shoes i just bought
This post was edited on 5/8/16 at 7:10 pm
Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
14440 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

Getting shoes is a pain,im sure not at foot locker, but nice dress shoes you find one you like and order it.



This really is the worst.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

tall people are looked upon as leadership material, up to 6 4" and then it is less of a plus up to 6 6". then its a negative to be more than 6 7".


That sounds real scientific.
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18153 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

It's funny how everyone is rating pros and cons only for men. For women, being short can be a great thing. Men like shorties, they're smaller and so can be more fun in the sack. Ask a 6'6" woman about her dating prospects vs. a 5'0" woman.


As a short (5'2") woman, this is kind of true. I do sometimes get tired of being the "cute" one, and a lot of people seem to think short women are helpless. It's funny when young guys tell me "Let me get that for you babe", when I'm probably old enough to be their mom.

Con: I sometimes DO need help, like reaching stuff off the top shelf of the grocery store without finding a mop to knock it down. (And I HATE admitting that or asking for help!)
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 5/8/16 at 7:21 pm to
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Ask a 6'6" woman


I would if I ever ran across one.
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