Before there was Tay Tay

Taylor is ridiculous rich. But she is perpetually 16 years old. He will eventually go back to the dark side

Banging Swift after being with that thicc queen has to feel like fricking a pile of sticks

No idea who the black chick is, but I have to say she looks like she’d be more fun to party with than Tay Tay.

I don't know how you go from this to a Popsicle stick.

outside of the money, i never did understand it...

Swift is not an ugly girl, don't get me wrong, but i much prefer exotic, more physically gifted women...

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I’ll give you a billion reasons how.

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For the money involved, you probably have to secure that bag. I'm sure all the corporate merger paperwork was signed, sealed, and delivered before they tied the knot. I wonder if there's a side piece clause for strategic booty purposes.