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Posted on 1/12/18 at 8:01 pm to LordSaintly
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why should we have chikdren
If having children is not a driving imperative in your everyday consciousness DO NOT do it.
Posted on 1/12/18 at 8:03 pm to Costanza
The “lessons” they remember.
Both mine have told me about something I said or told them that they will always remember.
I didn’t recall the conversation. I of course lied and said I did.
Both mine have told me about something I said or told them that they will always remember.
I didn’t recall the conversation. I of course lied and said I did.
Posted on 1/12/18 at 8:25 pm to Costanza
How quietly I could have sex
Posted on 1/12/18 at 8:42 pm to bones71
That a little 4 year old can push out a 4” diameter by 8” long turd. It’s fricking incredible.
Then you wipe their arse and there’s nothing there. More fricking incredible.
Then you wipe their arse and there’s nothing there. More fricking incredible.
This post was edited on 1/12/18 at 8:43 pm
Posted on 1/12/18 at 10:34 pm to BrotherEsau
How short a period of time they are actually in your home. Our youngest left home to conquer the world in 2015. We've been empty nesters every since. Young parents, I know you've heard it a million times, but enjoy them while they're little and at home. One day soon you're gonna turn around and they'll be gone. God I miss my kids...
Posted on 1/13/18 at 12:14 am to elposter
Lying is an innate human characteristic. Comes to us as naturally as breathing.
Me: Did you poopoo
16 month old daughter, waddling bow-legged, reeking to high heaven, answers without hesitation, staring me dread in the eyes, unwavering: No
Me: well one of us shite their pants and I’m pretty sure it’s not me
Her: < stone cold poker face >
Me: Did you poopoo
16 month old daughter, waddling bow-legged, reeking to high heaven, answers without hesitation, staring me dread in the eyes, unwavering: No
Me: well one of us shite their pants and I’m pretty sure it’s not me
Her: < stone cold poker face >
Posted on 1/13/18 at 1:42 am to Costanza
The places they come up with to hide shite in/under as toddlers is incredible. I'm regularly impressed to the point where I'm not even mad about it.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 6:34 am to Costanza
How much I'd love my kid but still hate everyone else's kids
Posted on 1/13/18 at 7:39 am to Costanza
That a newborn baby's fingernails rival the sharpness of wolverines claws, and that cutting them is like defusing a nuclear bomb.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 8:09 am to BrotherEsau
quote:
That a little 4 year old can push out a 4” diameter by 8” long turd. It’s fricking incredible.
Then you wipe their arse and there’s nothing there. More fricking incredible.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 8:20 am to Costanza
That Jamarcus Russell could throw a pick 6 against Florida, and at the same time have a two year old vomit all over me and the pick 6 would bother me more....
Posted on 1/13/18 at 9:24 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:
How quickly they pick up on things you say/do that you never realize
Posted on 1/13/18 at 9:28 am to elposter
How much I enjoyed taking a shite in peace
Posted on 1/13/18 at 9:58 am to Displaced
quote:
That a newborn baby's fingernails rival the sharpness of wolverines claws, and that cutting them is like defusing a nuclear bomb
This. I make the wife cut them. Lol.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 10:37 am to Costanza
- how many times a day I would try to answer “but why Daddy?”
- how their awful habits that annoy you to death are really just your awful habits
- how much fun it is to experience them discovering something new for the first time
- how awful it is to experience something for the last time with them and you not realize it till later
- how much they are actually listening to every conversation
- how much my night would be spent arguing with them to get in the bath, and then 10 minutes later arguing with them to get out of the bath
- how many times a day I would hear “I’m hungry”
- how their awful habits that annoy you to death are really just your awful habits
- how much fun it is to experience them discovering something new for the first time
- how awful it is to experience something for the last time with them and you not realize it till later
- how much they are actually listening to every conversation
- how much my night would be spent arguing with them to get in the bath, and then 10 minutes later arguing with them to get out of the bath
- how many times a day I would hear “I’m hungry”
Posted on 1/13/18 at 10:45 am to Salmon
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Salmon
Damn man, you are spot on.
I can be literally standing over the stove cooking and my kid will tell me she's hungry.
She's 8. Old enough to know that I'm obviously in the process of getting her to "not hungry" stage.
15 minutes after dinner it's "I'm hungry again. Can I have a snack?"
Posted on 1/13/18 at 10:47 am to Costanza
quote:on point
hat a logistical nightmare it is getting them everywhere all the time. Daycare, school, dance class, soccer, doctors appointments, dentist, birthday parties, and on and freaking on. What's crazy is we turn down a ton of activities and are still on the go constantly.
- manipulation tactics (even a toddler is a clever little shite), especially having a daughter. She knows I'm wrapped around her chubby little finger.
Posted on 1/13/18 at 10:57 am to baseballmind1212
yep Made my 4 year old eggs, bacon and toast this morning for breakfast
An hour later she comes whining to me “Daddy I’m hungry” like I’m purposely starving her
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:20 am to Wermanium
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That two is 10x harder than one.
If the kid is healthy, one is an absolute joke compared to 2. I have twins. They are utterly exhausting. I have no idea how triplet parents function.
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