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Before attempting to walk on water like Jesus, check the water for gators
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:28 pm
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Jonathan Mthethwa was killed by three crocodiles as he carried out a religious demonstration in Zimbabwe. Shocked witnesses said the clergyman had “prayed the whole week” before the stunt went tragically wrong. He had also fasted in the lead-up to the attempted miracle, which was inspired by a Biblical tale of Jesus walking on water during a storm. Horrified members of the Saint of the Last Days Church said the pastor was completely devoured in a “couple of minutes”.
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Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:31 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:31 pm to arseinclarse
crocs > gators
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:32 pm to arseinclarse
when its your time, its your time. our life is predetermined.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:33 pm to arseinclarse
He wouldn't have been very good at the video game pitfall.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:33 pm to arseinclarse
Shoulda prayed a little harder there, chief
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:33 pm to arseinclarse
Play stupid games...
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:36 pm to arseinclarse
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He had also fasted in the lead-up to the attempted miracle
skinny and stupid is no way to go thru life
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:37 pm to arseinclarse
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e had also fasted in the lead-up to the attempted miracle
Great now the crocodiles are going to kill some young kid.
What a buttplug.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:38 pm to arseinclarse
Downvote for incorrect use of go gata
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:38 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:43 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:48 pm to arseinclarse
Got all excited when I clicked the link and saw a video loading. What a disappointment.....I hate videos like that.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:49 pm to arseinclarse
“We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”
obviously he didn't fast and pray enough
obviously he didn't fast and pray enough
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:50 pm to arseinclarse
"afterwhile crocodile"
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:51 pm to arseinclarse
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Saint of the Last Days Church
hmmmpf....ya dont say.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:53 pm to arseinclarse
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He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by three large crocodiles in front of us.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:57 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:02 pm to Topwater Trout
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obviously he wasn't fast enough
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:04 pm to 777Tiger
Saw this on FB, thought for sure it was Fake News...
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