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Beer company wants to save the world from sagging pants

Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:04 pm
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46373 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:04 pm
Beer for Belts

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Here at Two Tales brewery we take pride in our strong values-passion, courtesy, dignity, refinement and good taste. These values don't just reflect upon our products, but on our everyday actions. Because we strongly believe that if everyone were to act a little more “Two Tales”, the world would be a better place.

It is time we stand up and take action against the issues that not only contradict our beliefs, but that have proven themselves to be the root of a global downfall, directly affecting worldwide economy and with it the lives of millions of people, day in and day out.

It's time we put an end to sagging pants.

This post was edited on 4/17/14 at 9:05 pm
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:05 pm to
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It's time we put an end to sagging pants.


This post was edited on 4/17/14 at 9:06 pm
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39171 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:05 pm to
sounds racist to me
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16975 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:06 pm to
I just don't like wearing a belt with my jorts. They are way more comfortable like that
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
14042 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 10:06 pm to
Wife got mad at me then other day in Sam's. Some chick was in there with literally her entire arse was hanging out. I looked over and was so surprised is remarked loud as hell. "Look at that shite. Her arse is literally completely out. What the hell is going on. Her arse is completely hanging out!". My wife turned red when the lady turned and looked at me and said something I couldn't make out. I just replied "that looks like complete shite".

I had never seen it to where the belt was below her arse cheeks.

I know csb
Posted by Geaux9
Mandeville
Member since Apr 2009
5173 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 10:45 pm to
Sagging doesn't bother me that much. Of course, maybe that's because I don't look at men's asses, whether they're wearing a belt or not.

Maybe the rednecks that created this are just trying to cover up for their unholy sexual tendencies
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76213 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 10:54 pm to
The nerds that sag don't even realize their fathers were doing it 20 yrs ago.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65540 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 11:34 pm to
They don't have any concept of WHO their fathers were.
Posted by HornsLife
Dallas, TX
Member since Feb 2014
786 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 7:50 am to
Sign me up
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 7:53 am to
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sounds racist to me


You're prejudice. You assume all saggy pants wearers are black.
Posted by Srbtiger06
Member since Apr 2006
28257 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 8:03 am to
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They don't have any concept of WHO their fathers were.



Posted by tigerswin03
SAINTS / PELICANS FAN
Member since Jan 2009
4715 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 8:22 am to
this black guy I work with tells me his teenage daughter invites he boyfriend over and when he comes out to meet him the kid is sitting on his sofa with his pants sagging....
he tells the kid to pull his pants up and says I don't even sit on my sofa in my under wear .....and also tells him the next time I see you , you better have a belt on or something to hold them pants up , I don't care if its a rope....
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 8:28 am to
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This post was edited on 4/19/14 at 1:52 pm
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 8:29 am to
I just laugh when I see these retards walking around and they can't even concentrate on simple things like street lights, stop signs, etc. because they're too busy pulling up their pants to the right sag spot while trying to walk.
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 8:34 am to
I was about to snap a photo in the subway of this dude with his pants around his knees. It was hilarious watching him walk up steps. I am always so tempted to pull their pants down.
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 8:36 am to
Ahhh, this brewery is Czech. I didn't think an American company would do this.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 9:02 am to
Nashville doesn't seem to have this problem
Posted by Azranod
The Land of crooked letters and I's
Member since Oct 2013
1152 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 9:12 am to
quote:

sounds racist to me


You shut your whore mouth when MEN are talking.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Sagging doesn't bother me that much. Of course, maybe that's because I don't look at men's asses, whether they're wearing a belt or not.

You're so cool.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 9:19 am to
A good portion of the "saggers" I see are usually wearing a belt.

I have no idea why, but they are.
This post was edited on 4/18/14 at 9:25 am
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