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re: Based on the new FEMA nuclear target map, how screwed are you?

Posted on 2/9/23 at 9:26 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117455 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 9:26 pm to
East of the Mississippi is fricked. If our enemies decide to take out everything East of the Mississippi... They would win.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
67879 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 9:29 pm to
I’d be fricked up here in the NW Chicago suburbs. Especially since TigerDroppings would be down too.
Posted by TigerinOkieHell
Oklahoma City
Member since Oct 2010
2816 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 9:42 pm to
Probably depends on what yield is hitting and whether air burst or surface.

If it’s 1MT or lower and airburst probably make it with broken windows. If it’s above that or surface with fallout ehhh probably not having a good time.
Posted by Klondikekajun
Member since Jun 2020
1406 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 9:57 pm to
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The idiot residents of those blue cities would be grateful and welcoming to their new ChiCom overlords.


TRUE.....
the only joy in this situation would be watching the look on the faces of the woke mob and dindus when they realize how tolerant and inclusive the Communist Chinese are.

Seeing the look on the crying face of a blue haired "THEM" as they insist on being addressed by their correct pronoun would only be outdone by the She-Jack SJW big queens waving their long glittered fingernails at the Red Guard while demanding their reparations.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:03 pm to
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Can’t even see Nola on there for all the black ones.


Everything you love about nuclear war?
Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
4918 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:07 pm to
If these motherfrickers were smart they’d drop one at ORCS. Minimal casualties but would deal a devastating blow to the US economy
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:10 pm to
Everyone is screwed.

Fallout and nuclear winter would wipe out 75% of our population.
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:13 pm to
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Can’t even see Nola on there for all the black ones.


Ban this white supremist racist bigot chauvinistic treehorn.

Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
4918 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:14 pm to
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I think I would survive a nuclear attack.


You’re a motherfricking cockroach, of course you would. God, with his sick sense of humor, would certainly leave you alive to torture the survivors of a nuclear attack.
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:20 pm to
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Fallout would get me


most existing nukes are airburst and don't spread much fallout.

The ones that aren't are for reinforced targets... silos, military bases, etc. THOSE have fallout and a lot of it.

What i'm saying is, if you want to survive nuclear war, you should probably live in rural maine. But not near the coast.
This post was edited on 2/9/23 at 10:22 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65901 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:22 pm to
BR = Jackson in nukability

Posted by lsunatchamp
Member since Feb 2009
2047 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:23 pm to
How many of those would actually hit their targets? I'm sure FEMA isn't the only one to think about this since 1950
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
13367 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:24 pm to
Toast....burnt toast....direct hit
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39797 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:31 pm to
I’m moving to the Eastern Hemisphere. I’ll be wiped out by friendly fire.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5760 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:44 pm to
The potatoes will be ok
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
32309 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:45 pm to
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That’s Henry, baw

So what you’re saying is that a big one will get sent my way.

Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
12465 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:47 pm to
I’m just glad to know I no longer live in a city now.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
61615 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:48 pm to
I know Helena, AR has the only bridge
Over the MS between Memphis and Greenville but does that really make it worth a Nuke? Couldn't a big arse conventional bomb do the job and then some? It's not even a very wide bridge lol
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
61615 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 12:00 am to
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The frick they want to nuke lake village Arkansas for? Ms River bridge?


It's the bridge but as I state about Helena above I fail to see how that warrants a nuke and not just a regular bomb. Hell make it a big bomb just for fun
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
144045 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 12:04 am to
poor River Parishes

if it ain't the cancer from the refineries gettin' ya... it's the nuclear bomb from attacking the refineries
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