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re: Based on the new FEMA nuclear target map, how screwed are you?
Posted on 2/9/23 at 9:26 pm to BluegrassBelle
Posted on 2/9/23 at 9:26 pm to BluegrassBelle
East of the Mississippi is fricked. If our enemies decide to take out everything East of the Mississippi... They would win.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 9:29 pm to stout
I’d be fricked up here in the NW Chicago suburbs. Especially since TigerDroppings would be down too.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 9:42 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Probably depends on what yield is hitting and whether air burst or surface.
If it’s 1MT or lower and airburst probably make it with broken windows. If it’s above that or surface with fallout ehhh probably not having a good time.
If it’s 1MT or lower and airburst probably make it with broken windows. If it’s above that or surface with fallout ehhh probably not having a good time.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 9:57 pm to Darth_Vader
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The idiot residents of those blue cities would be grateful and welcoming to their new ChiCom overlords.
TRUE.....
the only joy in this situation would be watching the look on the faces of the woke mob and dindus when they realize how tolerant and inclusive the Communist Chinese are.
Seeing the look on the crying face of a blue haired "THEM" as they insist on being addressed by their correct pronoun would only be outdone by the She-Jack SJW big queens waving their long glittered fingernails at the Red Guard while demanding their reparations.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:03 pm to JackieTreehorn
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Can’t even see Nola on there for all the black ones.
Everything you love about nuclear war?
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:07 pm to stout
If these motherfrickers were smart they’d drop one at ORCS. Minimal casualties but would deal a devastating blow to the US economy
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:10 pm to stout
Everyone is screwed.
Fallout and nuclear winter would wipe out 75% of our population.
Fallout and nuclear winter would wipe out 75% of our population.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:13 pm to JackieTreehorn
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Can’t even see Nola on there for all the black ones.
Ban this white supremist racist bigot chauvinistic treehorn.

Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:14 pm to OweO
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I think I would survive a nuclear attack.
You’re a motherfricking cockroach, of course you would. God, with his sick sense of humor, would certainly leave you alive to torture the survivors of a nuclear attack.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:20 pm to HailToTheChiz
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Fallout would get me
most existing nukes are airburst and don't spread much fallout.
The ones that aren't are for reinforced targets... silos, military bases, etc. THOSE have fallout and a lot of it.
What i'm saying is, if you want to survive nuclear war, you should probably live in rural maine. But not near the coast.
This post was edited on 2/9/23 at 10:22 pm
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:23 pm to stout
How many of those would actually hit their targets? I'm sure FEMA isn't the only one to think about this since 1950
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:24 pm to stout
Toast....burnt toast....direct hit
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:31 pm to stout
I’m moving to the Eastern Hemisphere. I’ll be wiped out by friendly fire.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:45 pm to VermilionTiger
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That’s Henry, baw
So what you’re saying is that a big one will get sent my way.

Posted on 2/9/23 at 10:47 pm to stout
I’m just glad to know I no longer live in a city now.
Posted on 2/9/23 at 11:48 pm to stout
I know Helena, AR has the only bridge
Over the MS between Memphis and Greenville but does that really make it worth a Nuke? Couldn't a big arse conventional bomb do the job and then some? It's not even a very wide bridge lol
Over the MS between Memphis and Greenville but does that really make it worth a Nuke? Couldn't a big arse conventional bomb do the job and then some? It's not even a very wide bridge lol
Posted on 2/10/23 at 12:00 am to deltaland
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The frick they want to nuke lake village Arkansas for? Ms River bridge?
It's the bridge but as I state about Helena above I fail to see how that warrants a nuke and not just a regular bomb. Hell make it a big bomb just for fun
Posted on 2/10/23 at 12:04 am to stout
poor River Parishes
if it ain't the cancer from the refineries gettin' ya... it's the nuclear bomb from attacking the refineries
if it ain't the cancer from the refineries gettin' ya... it's the nuclear bomb from attacking the refineries
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