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re: Bartering with the wife for sex - What’s fair?

Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:28 pm to
Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:28 pm to
Get you a woman who does her biblical duty because it’s her duty friend.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
52368 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:29 pm to
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You are the fat woman to your wife.

Make yourself better and she’ll want you. Or not.

Also, men have stronger sex drives than women. If a man is always asking for it the woman’s sex drive gets suppressed even more. Make her ask for it some. Go a month without asking and she’ll start to have doubts, start to wonder what’s up. Eventually she’ll broach the subject. Make her ask, and she will start to want it more.
Posted by bamaguy17
Member since Jul 2022
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Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:31 pm to
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She will be pursuing you

My sweet summer child
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13504 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:34 pm to
Just put something in her drink.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38021 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 7:37 pm to
If you don't feed the dog he is going to dig in the trash
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
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Posted on 1/9/25 at 8:07 pm to
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Also, men have stronger sex drives than women. If a man is always asking for it the woman’s sex drive gets suppressed even more. Make her ask for it some. Go a month without asking and she’ll start to have doubts, start to wonder what’s up. Eventually she’ll broach the subject. Make her ask, and she will start to want it more.

This man gets it.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88873 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 8:08 pm to
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Also, men have stronger sex drives than women. If a man is always asking for it the woman’s sex drive gets suppressed even more. Make her ask for it some. Go a month without asking and she’ll start to have doubts, start to wonder what’s up. Eventually she’ll broach the subject. Make her ask, and she will start to want it more.

This man gets it.


I feel sorry for you baws
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
17355 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 8:28 pm to
Her bf doesn’t need to barter
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3140 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 8:38 pm to
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I feel sorry for you baws

Yeah not needing to beg, please, guilt trip or bargain for sex is the worst.

Say a prayer for me baw.
Posted by White Bear
OPINIONS & A-HOLES
Member since Jul 2014
17271 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 8:44 pm to
I have to ax the wifes gyno to text me pics baw. Count your fricking blessings.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8597 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 8:46 pm to
I read “Bartending with the wife, etc….”
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
9680 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 8:58 pm to
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Maybe I’m being pedantic

Try hard
Posted by N2cars
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Posted on 1/9/25 at 9:01 pm to
Yep.

Wouldn't stay married in a situation like that.

No point in both of us being miserable.
Posted by jafari rastaman
Member since Nov 2015
2509 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 9:16 pm to
Have you ever tried using handcuffs, a nylon cord, and a ball gag on her?
Posted by CountMeIn
Member since Apr 2016
30 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 9:18 pm to
Geez. No one is miserable, we’re both very happy. There are occasions where I need to sweeten the deal to get across the finish line.

Was meant as a light hearted question. Y’all bound to cut deals yourselves from time to time
Posted by N2cars
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Posted on 1/9/25 at 9:52 pm to
No problem, I was actually responding to a response.

If there's constant mental gymnastics to go through b/c of dissimilar drives, both parties end up frustrated.

Life's too short.
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3588 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 10:21 pm to
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Georges??? Damn that's a nasty place.


Nothing makes a woman want to blow you like an $11 greasy cheeseburger and fries.
Posted by hansenthered1
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Member since Nov 2023
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Posted on 1/9/25 at 10:43 pm to
:lol:
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72286 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 11:06 pm to
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What deals do you make with that hairy devil?


Pretty much this is the only deal I have had to “make” with the hairy devil over the past 27+ years of marriage .



Works every time. And the kicker of it all is, I like doing it like a crack addict likes hitting the pipe.
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7580 posts
Posted on 1/10/25 at 6:29 am to
What do you put in to get that one?
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