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re: Bad strip club experiences
Posted on 12/12/22 at 2:49 pm to OWLFAN86
Posted on 12/12/22 at 2:49 pm to OWLFAN86
When I was at Auburn, about 45 minutes up 85 in Lagrange, GA there was this podunk strip club called Commotions. The stage wasn't elevated, it was just a T shaped area of the floor that was surrounded by a waist high bar and bar stools, and a brass pole in the back of the T. This one dancer, must have been late 40s, comes out with a top hat and long coat over her top/bottoms. One song in that. Next song topless. Third song fully nude. Maybe 15 people in the club, no one tips her anything. As the final song ends and she's walking off, she yells "Thanks for the huge tip, guys!"
Once at Tattletails in Atlanta, got a table dance from this cute little blonde spinner. She sits down and talks to me after the song, and she's like, "Watch this, I can shoot my panties like a rubber band." She proceeds to pull the panties down so they are just on one ankle, stretches them and lets them go. They go flying up into the air, hit the ceiling (acoustical tile type) and all of this dirt and dust and crap comes falling down.
Once at Tattletails in Atlanta, got a table dance from this cute little blonde spinner. She sits down and talks to me after the song, and she's like, "Watch this, I can shoot my panties like a rubber band." She proceeds to pull the panties down so they are just on one ankle, stretches them and lets them go. They go flying up into the air, hit the ceiling (acoustical tile type) and all of this dirt and dust and crap comes falling down.
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 2:57 pm to PJinAtl
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This one dancer, must have been late 40s, comes out with a top hat and long coat over her top/bottoms. One song in that. Next song topless. Third song fully nude.
These old broads who don't know when to hang it up and instead, try to rely on "gimmicks" like this, are the worst.
Go out with some dignity, for Pete's sake.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 3:01 pm to USMEagles
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I worked at a place where the "new intern" was some chick the owner found at a strip club.
There's a certain on-air news personality in Baton Rouge that was dancing at the Penthouse Club within the past 5 years or so.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 3:10 pm to OWLFAN86
I've gone to these places a total of three times (all bachelor parties). First time I go to a strip club was in Austin and I make my way to a seat next to one of the stages. I sit down and about two seconds later all of the other patrons scatter and they pull the girl off of the stage with a quickness. Come to find out the stripper started her period.
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 12/12/22 at 3:13 pm to Chingon Ag
Bachelor party at Sapphire in Vegas.
Got to talking with one of the whores and the topic of her not having any nipple sensation came up.
My grand idea was to play that up and set the bachelor up with a nipple twisting competition with her. Gave that whore 50$ and she damn near tore his nipple off.
I loved every minute of it.
Got to talking with one of the whores and the topic of her not having any nipple sensation came up.
My grand idea was to play that up and set the bachelor up with a nipple twisting competition with her. Gave that whore 50$ and she damn near tore his nipple off.
I loved every minute of it.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 3:20 pm to Eightballjacket
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It’s always a good idea to use your work credit card than your own in case anything bad happens because your employer will have more luck getting everything straightened out.
They don’t do it any longer of course, but 10-20 years ago the company I work for that’s headquartered in Peoria, IL would take us to two places anytime we were in town for a conference or factory tours:
1. Alexander’s Steak House
2. Big Al’s titty bar
Can’t do that now. But back in the day, we had some damn good times at Big Al’s.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:23 pm to Darth_Vader
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They don’t do it any longer of course, but 10-20 years ago the company I work for that’s headquartered in Peoria, IL would take us to two places anytime we were in town for a conference or factory tours: 1. Alexander’s Steak House 2. Big Al’s titty bar
Many years ago my boss took me to a strip club for lunch on my first day at work. That would never happen today.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:31 pm to OWLFAN86
I had a girl that bent over and pulled her panties to the side to show me her snachand she had toilet paper crumbs.
Another time in Vegas a my friend was wearing a pair of light colored slacks and a striper sat on his lap and left pussy/ arse sweat gravy .
Another time in Vegas a my friend was wearing a pair of light colored slacks and a striper sat on his lap and left pussy/ arse sweat gravy .
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:37 pm to Darth_Vader
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Alexander’s Steak House
Was its a male strip club?
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:38 pm to OWLFAN86
So I am in the gold club in Atlanta with my best friend and a few guys who were Alpha Psi at Auburn. Vet fraternity and they had all just got their doctorate. We went to Atlanta to party. So we are well into it and Mark (not getting last name) decides to lick a girl on the arse. We were quickly removed from the premises. I cussed and laughed at the body guards the whole way out. Not my best moment. But damn, we had a blast that night.
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 8:09 pm
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:42 pm to OWLFAN86
Only for bachelor parties, never went with no cause. Places are really trashy.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:00 pm to White Bear
Nukies in Port Gibson. Spent too much time there, knew 3 strippers there and sadly banged 2 in the reg. It was slump buster time for me. I'm still friends with 1. I was there the night before the lady shot her husband and the place was shut down.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:03 pm to OWLFAN86
I don't know nothing.
What ever happen to that strip club in Alexandria that was open back around 2005?
Vision's is closed.
Mardi Gras, in Atlanta was pretty cool from what my friends told me.
What ever happen to that strip club in Alexandria that was open back around 2005?
Vision's is closed.
Mardi Gras, in Atlanta was pretty cool from what my friends told me.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:55 pm to 75503Tiger
Was this strip club in Hot Springs, AR the smallest strip club you’ve ever been in? I went with two buddies and the “talent” in there was the absolute worst thing I’d ever seen. It was BYOB. One of my buddies ducked out and took our ride back to the house and left me and other guy there. My buddy who stayed was so stoned and wasted, he was having a good time. I told him he had 5 min as my Uber was outside. I left him there. I literally felt bad for these girls. Homeliest looking dancers I’d seen in my life and I’ve been to some doozies (Longbranch in Mound, LA & Woodville, etc.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:12 pm to Proximo
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Me and my buddy (we were 21 at the time) referred to her as bear claw the rest of the evening
Well, was she good to eat?
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:15 pm to OWLFAN86
There was a stripper that was lactating and my buddy took a swig, then had to go throw up. 
Posted on 12/13/22 at 1:48 am to OWLFAN86
1981 ... Whiskey River Saloon on airline near gonzales.... first trip back to BTR after few years away. Still remember AMY... OMG couldn t sleep that night. Nasty place (TERRIFIC) :-)))))
Posted on 12/13/22 at 2:20 am to OWLFAN86
This stripper got on stage and she was late 40s maybe early 50s and she just looked really bad and middle of her routine just straight broke down like with tears and snot coming from her face. She about 20 years over her shelf life for that profession and didn't seem to understand that nobody wanted to see that. Or she knew perfectly and it was just an act ,but either way it was pretty sad to witness this.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:20 am to OWLFAN86
Pink Pony - Atlanta
Porn star Chloe Love came around during her feature dance, grabbed me by the back of my head, slammed my face to the stage and kneeled on the back of my neck. She then went inside my pants and clawed my arse from the tops of my legs up to my back (leaving claw marks). At some point during this she took my wallet. She then did a dance taking each bill out of my wallet and throwing them on stage with others until she got down to a last 20. I’m still trying to get my wallet back. She rubbed the 20 all over her cooch, throws the wallet in front of me, and slaps the 20 to my forehead where it stuck with pussy juice.
I was fricking pissed about it.
Porn star Chloe Love came around during her feature dance, grabbed me by the back of my head, slammed my face to the stage and kneeled on the back of my neck. She then went inside my pants and clawed my arse from the tops of my legs up to my back (leaving claw marks). At some point during this she took my wallet. She then did a dance taking each bill out of my wallet and throwing them on stage with others until she got down to a last 20. I’m still trying to get my wallet back. She rubbed the 20 all over her cooch, throws the wallet in front of me, and slaps the 20 to my forehead where it stuck with pussy juice.
I was fricking pissed about it.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:01 am to OWLFAN86
A buddy was holding a dollar out to a stripper on stage. He was so drunk he passed out with his arm out into the stage still clutching the dollar in his fist.
The stripper, unaware, drops down, and punches herself right in the pussy.
She turns around, slaps him, starts screaming for the bouncer. Bouncer walks over, stands him up, he's 6ft 7 and probably 330lbs at the time... Entire nine person groom's party stands up. The smallest groomsman was probably 265lbs and the largest, the groom's little brother, is 6'9.
Bouncer looks around, tells her it was an accident, and bought us all a round of drinks
He talked to us after and basically said she was a bitch but he's never turned around to a literal wall of men.
The stripper, unaware, drops down, and punches herself right in the pussy.
She turns around, slaps him, starts screaming for the bouncer. Bouncer walks over, stands him up, he's 6ft 7 and probably 330lbs at the time... Entire nine person groom's party stands up. The smallest groomsman was probably 265lbs and the largest, the groom's little brother, is 6'9.
Bouncer looks around, tells her it was an accident, and bought us all a round of drinks
He talked to us after and basically said she was a bitch but he's never turned around to a literal wall of men.
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