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Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:36 am to TigerGrad2011
Bad experience and strip club= oxymoron
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:41 am to OWLFAN86
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Bad strip club experiences
A very good friend of mine tipped $20.00 to a dancer at Cheetah's in Atlanta to put her clothes "back on."
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:42 am to OWLFAN86
Vegas bachelor party in the mid 90’s. Forget which club it was. We’d been drinking all day and had just eaten at some steakhouse. I was in no shape to be in there. Fiend had bought some VIP package. I had a girl on my lap trying to give me an over the pants hand job. I threw her off of me, grabbed a wine/champagne bucket that was sitting on the table next to me and projective vomited in it. Girls left, bouncer came over and was pissed, so I voluntarily left. Took a cab back to hotel, ate some mushrooms we had brought, and walked up and down the strip tripping balls for a several hours. Friends were passed when I got back to room around 4 in the morning and they had just gotten to sleep. They were pissed as well when they found out I had dipped into the boomers.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:43 am to OWLFAN86
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soul-destroying
Walking in the door.
But at least it’s better than porn. Stay away brothers, nothing good for you.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:54 am to OWLFAN86
Secondhand story that I tell as my own:
Strip bar in Hot Springs had no talent. The worst “girl” was an over-weight and saggy granny who was still wearing her elastic waistband jeans and yard shoes. She just pulled off her shirt and was walking around with two oranges in tube socks swinging around
Strip bar in Hot Springs had no talent. The worst “girl” was an over-weight and saggy granny who was still wearing her elastic waistband jeans and yard shoes. She just pulled off her shirt and was walking around with two oranges in tube socks swinging around
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:08 am to OWLFAN86
Nothing crazy but I went into a complete shite hole off canal street once. Fat chicks. Missing teeth. Ugly broads everywhere. I’m not even sure they were really broads. I left my podnas there.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:14 am to 1LoudTideFan
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Tattletales in ATL
There's a dildo store / glory hole place next to Tattletales and I have literally not seen one car there since the Monkeypox outbreak started. They still have their little "open" sign on, and Google, Yelp, etc. say they're open, but not one car.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:33 am to OWLFAN86
Left the camp with my padnas. Went to a strip club somewhere in St. Helena parish I think? The stripper pole was PVC pipe, the stage was plywood and the lights were bulbs hanging on Romex. The strippers matched the club. Spent hundreds of dollars showing our arse in that place. My cousin fell in love and stayed when we left. Had to go back later and wake him up sleeping in a ditch.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:44 am to OWLFAN86
1. New Orleans. 2 strippers on the pole. Both fat as hell. One fell coming down and sounded like she crapped her thong. Only 2 people in the club at the time and no one was watching but me. I threw $2 on stage and got the frick out of fattyville.
2. Vegas. Stripper talked to a couple friends and myself for a whole 2 minutes. Bitch came back demanding we pay for her time. Brought her pimp manager. She didn't do shite. Friend handed her a $20 and told her to frick off.
2. Vegas. Stripper talked to a couple friends and myself for a whole 2 minutes. Bitch came back demanding we pay for her time. Brought her pimp manager. She didn't do shite. Friend handed her a $20 and told her to frick off.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:56 am to OWLFAN86
I watched a dude grab a hand full of pasta out of the warmer only for it to burn him and he then proceeded to dump it all back in the warmer. About 10 minutes later some other dude comes and fixes a plate and walks off.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:11 am to tigerbutt
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Sugars in BR back in the day. Rough
Every time we went (which was A LOT back in ‘99), everyone would get ruffied because we were under 21 and drinking soda instead of beer.
I lost a friend of a friend to the upstairs rooms at the Gold Club once. He blacked out and they dumped him in the parking lot of Triple A without a wallet and pants full of poop.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:11 am to MyRockstarComplex
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He blacked out and they dumped him in the parking lot of Triple A without a wallet and pants full of poop.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:14 am to nwacajun
quote:purple church was epic!
Finding out platinum plus in Memphis was closed.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:15 am to OWLFAN86
They should all be bad. Strip clubs are a weird thing. Even when I was single and going drunk they weren't cool. When you first get there, sure, tittes are out, cool. Then you look around and see these guys, that look like they've never kissed a girl, and they're just stacking money on the stage. shite's depressing going into a strip club.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:18 am to OWLFAN86
I walked in one with a few buddies and the only stage had a broke stripper pole. The hoes were just standing around.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:23 am to BlackPot
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Then you look around and see these guys, that look like they've never kissed a girl, and they're just stacking money on the stage. shite's depressing going into a strip club.
They really are second only to casinos in their depressing environments for adults with disposable money.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:30 am to OWLFAN86
I went to a strip club with a few friends and we we seated in the first row next to the stage. A girl was dancing (and one of the cuter girls for that place) when one my friends says "Wait, I know her. I'm pretty sure she works with me". We laughed it off, but after her song finished she came up and started talking with my buddy (not in the "do you want a lap dance kind of way.) As it turned out, she DID work in his office. Stripping was a weekend/part-time job. The club was 1.5 hours away from where her "day job" was located and I guess she didn't think anyone from work would ever see her. We all talked for a while before she had to go back on stage.
It was one of the more awkward performances I have ever seen because you could tell she was very uncomfortable dancing naked for a guy she would see in the office on Monday. An office where apparently no one knew of her side gig. It got so awkward that at one point she was crawling on the stage trying to stare sexily at the crowd (and us). She was so out of sorts she didn't see the pole in front of her and smacked right into it face first. I really felt bad for her because she seemed like a pleasant, every day girl next door. It looked like she was about to cry. You had to wonder what really lead her to stripping.
It was one of the more awkward performances I have ever seen because you could tell she was very uncomfortable dancing naked for a guy she would see in the office on Monday. An office where apparently no one knew of her side gig. It got so awkward that at one point she was crawling on the stage trying to stare sexily at the crowd (and us). She was so out of sorts she didn't see the pole in front of her and smacked right into it face first. I really felt bad for her because she seemed like a pleasant, every day girl next door. It looked like she was about to cry. You had to wonder what really lead her to stripping.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:51 am to Alt26
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"Wait, I know her. I'm pretty sure she works with me".
I worked at a place where the "new intern" was some chick the owner found at a strip club. She really was a college student and certainly good enough to be an intern at that place, but it was still weird.
Boss didn't tell me this, either. Somehow a guy who worked for me who was known to be a bit of a shite-stirrer did, and he clued me in.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:54 am to fr33manator
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ad one with a pretty wicked C -section scar once. The place was damn near empty and I don’t think she made a single dollar .
Saw something similar once but I think she had been disemboweled by a grizzly
Me and my buddy (we were 21 at the time) referred to her as bear claw the rest of the evening
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 8:55 am
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