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re: Back to the ex-DeRidder Mayor Misty Roberts Saga

Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:44 am to
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20071 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:44 am to
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She's guilty as could be, whether or not it plays out that way I have no idea but I'm pulling for the state. She is a stuck up bitch who thinks her shite doesn't stink and has spent every single penny she can get her hands on in the process, loser regardless.


Imagine living in a world where she’s stuck up and lives/from DeRidder LOl.

fricking DeRidder lol. This shows the level of delusion she is under. She’s a known whore and moron from Deridder who thinks she’s hot shite. She’s a sexy lady but it doesn’t make up for being a complete slut.

Poor baby made it all the way to mayor and still didn’t realize people below her still viewed her as simply a piece of pussy. That’s it.
This post was edited on 1/30/26 at 3:45 am
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24198 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 5:56 am to
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This shows the level of delusion she is under. She’s a known whore and moron from Deridder who thinks she’s hot shite


I don’t know her from Adam, but just from this thread it does seem like she was hot shite in Deridder.
Posted by TastyJibblets
North of I-10
Member since Jun 2018
679 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 5:59 am to
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she was hot shite in Deridder

Like winning first place in the special Olympics
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20071 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 6:01 am to
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Like winning first place in the special Olympics


Look at my boy here with a voice of reason.

It’s DeRidder, there’s a reason they have the most church’s per square mile than anywhere else on earth.

Believe that
This post was edited on 1/30/26 at 6:02 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476560 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 6:02 am to
Just to update the thread, one of the charges was thrown out per this ruling.

Only one felony remains
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
3312 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 6:12 am to
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Misty doesn’t play by The Man’s rules.


Misty, much like Homie, don’t play that
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
58172 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 6:36 am to
Posted by Nevada_Tiger
Las Veags
Member since Jan 2025
409 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 6:53 am to
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I saw her on a dating app a while back and realized who she from seeing the original thread about her.


This post was edited on 1/30/26 at 6:54 am
Posted by KajunLass
Member since Apr 2022
547 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 7:17 am to
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She has a damn good lawyer, Adam Johnson.


She was looking. . . and, she found herself a Johnson. I guess this one is not a juvenile.
Posted by Celtic Tiger
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2005
671 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 7:31 am to
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Just to update the thread, one of the charges was thrown out per this ruling.



Looks like charges that got quashed can still be filed by bill of information. If I had to guess, the DA could do that today if he hasn’t already. All this did was run up the bill.
This post was edited on 1/30/26 at 7:38 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476560 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 7:38 am to
The complication is that the trial has already started. The jury hasn't been seated, so it's not a double jeopardy issue, but it's more of a timing issue. I only read a very sparse news article about it so I'm not sure if the trial remains stayed to permit them to file the bill, etc.
Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
2120 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 7:42 am to
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the Town of DeRidder is now on the map


I lived and worked in Deridder for two years in the 90's and it is a unique area. It is a dry parish, so no beer/booze/bars/nightlife. Also the population is mostly pentecostal and mennonite, so alot of chicks with long skirts who never cut their hair.......until they turn 18 and go wild. I would compare it to a morman rumspringa. Like the old Adam Ant song, don't drink don't smoke, what do you do? Lots of horizontal dancing.
Posted by TroyTider
Florida Panhandle
Member since Oct 2009
4035 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 7:45 am to
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heard she is going to get off on everything.


Recidivism likely.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19472 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 8:53 am to
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It’s bullshite.


Why is that?
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
23983 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 8:59 am to
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What a whore

She just likes sex.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15640 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 9:07 am to
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Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63403 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 7:41 pm to
I grew up in the halter top era (1970's). I can still envision my friend's mom's glorious ta ta's being corralled by her denim halter top. His aunt 's were even nicer and she filled out a pair of white jeans that still to this day make me go:

!
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15641 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 7:53 pm to
This thread really needs more pics







Posted by marcnbc
Bossier City, LA
Member since May 2004
4538 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 8:22 pm to
I used to swim at the public pool in Deridder circa ‘81-‘83 right off Hwy. 27 when my grandma would bring us to “town” from Singer when we’d stay with my grandparents for a week during the summer visiting them from BR.
45 years earlier…coulda been me.
Posted by Defenseiskey
Houston, TX
Member since Nov 2010
2146 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 9:17 pm to
She's a solid 8 if you're comparing her to the rest of the middle aged South Louisiana moms out there.

We live in an equal society now though. Whether the "victim" liked it or not is irrelevant. Women have to be held accountable as men now and she broke the law.

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