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Aunt May turned 52 today

Posted on 12/4/16 at 7:49 am
Posted by athenslife101
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Posted on 12/4/16 at 7:49 am












If you want to see more, watch "Before the devil knows you're dead"

This post was edited on 12/4/16 at 7:55 am
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 7:52 am to
Hi Aunt May, sorry about Uncle Ben
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 7:52 am to
Like a fine wine.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 7:53 am to
WHI
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29174 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 7:54 am to


Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19215 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 7:55 am to
There are prettier
There are hotter

But she has something that is just so perfectly put together.

Straight up sexy.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18568 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 7:55 am to
Forgot about that. Fixed the title to make it better than someone.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13300 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 7:57 am to
I'd love to test out her positraction
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 8:07 am to
IWHI
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14821 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 8:11 am to
She never had kids right? That helps.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51679 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 8:12 am to
In case you guys forgot she likes short stocky bald men

Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89548 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 8:14 am to
quote:

There are prettier


Other than pretty good symmetry, there is very little classically pretty about her facial features.

quote:

But she has something that is just so perfectly put together.


Without a doubt - the package works. She stayed fit and small, which helped tremendously - she also has a great smile that she knows how to work.

quote:

Straight up sexy.


It begins and ends with the attitude - her attitude projects "sexy" and that's well over half the battle.
This post was edited on 12/4/16 at 8:15 am
Posted by Houma
Houma
Member since Jun 2016
269 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 8:15 am to
should qualify most of OT
This post was edited on 12/4/16 at 8:16 am
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18568 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 8:15 am to
She doesn't mind bigger guys either. First scene in BtDKYD, she's getting railed out doggy style by a very large Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66948 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 8:17 am to
Delicious
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89548 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 8:17 am to
quote:

First scene in BtDKYD, she's getting railed out doggy style by a very large Phillip Seymour Hoffman.


Well, that's acting of course, but she has confirmed those were not body doubles -
Posted by TheFranchise
The Stick
Member since Feb 2005
6204 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 8:29 am to
She's the perfect culmination of everything...all at once the girl next door, the beauty queen, sex appeal, awesome personality
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 8:34 am to
So fricking fine.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29390 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 8:44 am to
Posted by Raptordawg
Youngsville, La.
Member since Nov 2005
549 posts
Posted on 12/4/16 at 8:49 am to
Seriously, what **** downvoted??
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