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At this fraught time in History, meet Simon Abney-Hastings, the real King of England

Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:33 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105316 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:33 pm
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Simon Michael Abney-Hastings, 15th Earl of Loudoun (born 29 October 1974), styled as Lord Mauchline until 2012, is a British aristocrat living in Australia who is the current holder of the ancient Scottish noble title of Earl of Loudoun. Based on the theory of alternative succession to the throne of England presented by the 2004 documentary Britain's Real Monarch, he would have become the 'rightful king' on the death of his father.




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Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:35 pm to
Yet he lives in a double wide down under, mate.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93405 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:35 pm to
sweet paint job
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
11091 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:35 pm to
He should go take the crown
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
7063 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:36 pm to
Don’t need to watch a documentary.
I saw King Ralph.
America rules!
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15668 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:36 pm to
A real heir would be raising an army to challenge their claim to the throne.

This guy is chilling in his front yard way down in Australia.

Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15504 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:37 pm to
Looks like he has the right teeth for the throne
Posted by BoudinChicot
Member since Sep 2021
2325 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:37 pm to
We gonna get a sweet campaign of Australian Redneck Noble vs Charles when they merge the Crown with Game of Thrones?
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:40 pm to
King Baw I
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:40 pm to
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7326 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

the real King of England


quote:

Based on the theory of alternative succession
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29912 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:48 pm to
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
4585 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:54 pm to
He has the teeth for the job
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
24387 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:57 pm to
Can he throw me another shrimp on the Barbee
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:57 pm to
This guy got royally fricked.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:58 pm to
He should trek to England and take it from Charles
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
13797 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 2:59 pm to
The Queen is dead, long live the King. He is a Plantagenet so he’d probably be a better king than Charles.
This post was edited on 9/8/22 at 3:11 pm
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13491 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:00 pm to
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I'm picturing a portrait of that face in a powdered wig and frock coat from the 1700's and I 100% believe he is the rightful heir.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
13315 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 3:01 pm to
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Yet he lives in a double wide down under, mate.


Probably happier for it.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102781 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 4:01 pm to
I’d love to see a bunch of random aristocrats come out of the woodwork and start fighting to claim the throne.

It would make for good entertainment
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