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At some point will our smart phones be implanted in our bodies?

Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:08 pm
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:08 pm
And would you agree to do it?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:09 pm to
Do I have to touch my balls to adjust the volume?
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

And would you agree to do it?

No. I'm not implanting shite that isn't a pacemaker or something like that
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

At some point will our smart phones be implanted in our bodies?


Possibly.

quote:

And would you agree to do it?


Fuuuuuck no

Hell this phone knows more about me than I do. It could probably track me down if I lost it.
This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 9:19 pm
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:14 pm to
My phone is implanted in me as I type.
Posted by MuhRussians
Member since Jun 2017
48 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:16 pm to
Nope.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:17 pm to
Considering phones last like 2 years usually, no.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26623 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:26 pm to
No way in hell
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
8050 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:30 pm to
I couldn’t imagine carrying around a device that remembers everywhere I go and listens to my conversations 10 or 15 years ago. But no to having it myself, I don’t even like needles, I doubt I voluntarily have surgery.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:31 pm to
Some of us already do.



Obligatory Stoya:

This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 9:33 pm
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:39 pm to
frick that
Posted by HueyP
Lubbock
Member since Nov 2008
3155 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:52 pm to
How would I get the model update in 6 months?
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9504 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 9:55 pm to
Kinda weird; I got out of religion a while ago, but the more and more shite I see today makes me wonder.

I remember, as a kid, listening to preachers talk about the mark of the beast implanted in your hand and shite. Even as a kid, I remember how far fetched that seemed. Now, idk if we’re not already there. Pretty weird shite.
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 10:20 pm to
It does make you rethink some of the paranoid teachings from the church we all heard growing up.
Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 10:24 pm to
Yes. And anyone that says no will be long dead by the time it happens
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 10:26 pm to
Are you trying to tell us you stuck your phone up your arse cause that's where it feels like this conversation is going
Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
7662 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 10:29 pm to
That's how you get Cybermen.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76217 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

I remember, as a kid, listening to preachers talk about the mark of the beast implanted in your hand and shite.
Oh my god, you mean the Saints are actually Satan’s team?

Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50051 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 10:42 pm to
Bend over and let you boyfriend do it.
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9504 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 10:45 pm to
Please tell me that’s your actual hand so we can all laugh at what a pathetic loser you are.
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