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"Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex"
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:04 pm
Like people who can magically get wood again give a flying frick
What are some other useless disclaimers?
What are some other useless disclaimers?
This post was edited on 3/2/16 at 9:06 pm
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Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:06 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
I've always laughed hearing this...how fricking unhealthy are you that you cannot have sex?!?!?!
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:07 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
If you're suffering from depression take this medication.
Side effects include suicide thoughts, weight gain, and increased risk of committing suicide.
Side effects include suicide thoughts, weight gain, and increased risk of committing suicide.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:08 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Seek immediate medical help if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.
I would've spent all of Jr. High in the ER.
I would've spent all of Jr. High in the ER.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:09 pm to mattz1122
According to Leon Phelps, you're supposed to call more ladies
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:10 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
ever noticed how the side effects of most medicine takes up 68% of the commercials?
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:12 pm to heypaul
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ever noticed how the side effects of most medicine takes up 68% of the commercials?
And by the time they're done with the list, you wonder if you're better off with the original illness.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:13 pm to Bestbank Tiger
I'll take getting a boner over any side effects
This post was edited on 3/2/16 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:14 pm to mattz1122
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Seek immediate medical help if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours
It's the wife that will need to seek medical help if this happens.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:14 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
I am married, this is never a problem I need to ask a doctor about.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:20 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Always thought "seek medical attention for an erection lasting more than four hours, side effects could include lost of vision and/or hearing" was exactly the end goal...
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:23 pm to CajunSuperJeff
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It's the wife that will need to seek medical help if this happens.
You never know, back when the blue pills hit the market one of my buddies, a healthy 40 year old got a few from a drug rep. After a extended session with his wife he told her "I have had all I can take, I'm going to sleep, do what ever you want, just throw a blanket over it when your finished."
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:30 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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I'll take getting a boner over any side effects
I wouldn't know about that. I don't need that stuff. They make it from my blood.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:41 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:your parents ignored the one that says siblings shouldn't have sex
What are some other useless disclaimers?
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:44 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:
What are some other useless disclaimers?
Posted on 3/2/16 at 10:18 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
This morning I met an 88 year old about to have a major, high risk heart procedure.
His primary concern was "how much sex should he have before" and "how much sex can he have after?"
Winner.
His primary concern was "how much sex should he have before" and "how much sex can he have after?"
Winner.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 10:22 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
The signs on the road telling you to follow road signs always get me.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 10:33 pm to rpg37
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how fricking unhealthy are you that you cannot have sex?!?!?!
You sure as fuuk ain't no dr. nor been around a friend/family member with heart problems.
I had a heart problem that lead to open heart surgery a few years ago. My dr. told me that I would feel like screwing long before the heart was healthy enough. Yeppers, he was right. I'd get wood but couldn't use it for over a month before he said I could.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 11:22 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
I could think of a few worse ways to die than balls deep in some female's snatch.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 11:56 pm to heypaul
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ever noticed how the side effects of most medicine takes up 68% of the commercials?
A few years ago some law was implemented that makes them read through the side effects. Popping them on the screen in tiny writing for 2 seconds is no longer acceptable, lol.
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