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re: Ask a 0.1% Muslim guy anything
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:37 am to TDsngumbo
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:37 am to TDsngumbo
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Got my ancestry.com DNA results back and learnt I'm 0.1% Muslim. Figure it's time for an "ask me anything" thread. Just want to help you all learn more about my culture and opinions.
Shoot!
So , do you follow the tenets of your religion and make your sister/wife cover her face when in public .1% of the time? Is it random like just randomly you'll punch her in the eye if she's uncovered? "Sorry bitch I'm Muslim today"
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Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:41 am to LucasP
I love America, I just hate you.
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:43 am to TDsngumbo
Are you currently wearing a suicide vest? If so, what's the cell number?
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:54 am to TDsngumbo
Cause of my freedom?
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:00 am to TDsngumbo
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I'm 0.1% Muslim.
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Shoot!
This post was edited on 9/21/17 at 11:03 am
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:33 am to Mo Jeaux
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You should get your money back. "Muslim" is not an ethnicity.
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:17 pm to TDsngumbo
my 2.9% middle eastern was sephardic jew. good thing my parents had me snipped.
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:23 pm to TDsngumbo
Do you have pics of your Goat?
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:29 pm to TDsngumbo
So which one of your ancestors fricked up?
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:30 pm to TDsngumbo
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0.1% Muslim
Muslim isn't a race.
Anyway...are magic carpets for real?
This post was edited on 9/21/17 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:31 pm to TDsngumbo
How can you be 0.1% of a religion?
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:32 pm to TDsngumbo
Have you killed one of your daughters yet in an honor killing?
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:33 pm to TDsngumbo
Sad to see that you only qualify for 0.072 virgins if you blow yourself up in a Starbucks
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:35 pm to TDsngumbo
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Shoot!
How ironic.Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:36 pm to TDsngumbo
Did your mom have your clit removed before you hit puberty?
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:38 pm to TDsngumbo
Does a woman showing a little ankle make you horney?
Posted on 9/21/17 at 12:40 pm to TDsngumbo
Have you ever fricked a goat? Or .1% of a goat?
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