As a flagship member of Generation X - I have a message for other generations

To the self-righteous baby boomers who walked into money raining from the sky out of high-school, who paid less for their house than we do for zero-turn mowers, who never miss an opportunity to berate those who can't retire at 50 while they refuse to retire while never seeing a tax dollar they wouldn't spend while claiming we spend too much...



To you I salute:



To the next generation,

A taint stain, a dicklicker, a chode chuggler, a nut-hugger, arse-basket, and a shite goblin walked into a bar and the bartender says "hey it's a millennial"

Millennials, here's a tip: you have a ballsack with nuts inside. Utilize them and stop being pussies. To this great generation who is so timid and brainless they're probably scared and offended by Rocky IV and truly believe Humpback Whales save us from the wrath of another species because of climate change, who don't understand binary, that things are and are not, who scream SCIENCE but ignore simple biology, who shave their chest hair, who cry and "get chills" over movies. Who want socialism and hate free speech. Who want the government to spend our way out of every problem.



To you I salute:



To generation x,

Let us keep fighting the good fight as we are cornholed from both sides. We are the last hope. We are...