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re: Ark Encounter in Kentucky (mostly not travel-related)

Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:15 pm to
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
29966 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:15 pm to
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How can a "literal, 24hour day" exist when the Sun and Moon weren't created until the 4th day? You make this easy bud


Don’t forget that Genesis 1 and 2 contradict themselves in chronology unless you say that the KJV is a poor translation and stretch an alternate translation past the point of credulity
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
36589 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:19 pm to
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Well, lets apply what we do know
* The earth has a molten core
* That core has caused multiple eruptions over time
* Super heated water turns to steam
* Steams cools in the atmosphere and turns to water, which is then impacted by gravity
* The process of heated water, cooling, and then raining is known as the water cycle

translation: There was an underground ocean of water between the molten core and the Earths crust. Over time (who knows how long) the water became super-heated and forced cracks in the surface. That water then returned as rain. For 40 days according to the narrative

As a result, clouds became a thing, the water cycle was initiated, and the Earths crust was massively altered by the eruption, as well as the force of rushing water to the lowest possible point. Gravity again

Therefore you get the continents looking like jigsaw pieces on a map. And many, many traceable elements of humankind arising from the Fertile Crescent, the area where the ark was recorded to have landed. Elements such as permanent residences, language and writing, domestication of animals, barter systems and trade, agriculture, irrigation, metallurgy, libraries compiling knowledge, etc. Thats why its called the 'Cradle of Civilization"


Holy.

fricking.

shite.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
123949 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:28 pm to
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WAT


I don’t understand your confusion
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
123949 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:32 pm to
I’ll just be blunt. Who gives a frick what some book says written in a language you can’t read.

The evidence says otherwise. So adapt or fail.
Posted by Gings5
Member since Jul 2016
9437 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:36 pm to
Because it makes zero sense.

Just curious, what do you agree with about Catholicism if you claim to be Catholic?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148089 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:38 pm to
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However, Catholic
my fellow believer in the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic faith
This post was edited on 5/9/23 at 8:38 pm
Posted by CPTDCKHD
Member since Sep 2019
1487 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:39 pm to
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I’ll just be blunt. Who gives a frick what some book says written in a language you can’t read. The evidence says otherwise. So adapt or fail.


Good talk.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
123949 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:39 pm to
I was raised Catholic. It’s not something I think about or believe in any appreciable way

Cultural Catholics is a thing.
Posted by Gings5
Member since Jul 2016
9437 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:40 pm to
Gotcha
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
75838 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:42 pm to
A lot of peeps in this thread are going to be burning eternally. God will not be mocked.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
123949 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:42 pm to
Glad I could help. I hope you get the mental help you so desperately need.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148089 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:43 pm to
i eat fried fish and seafood gumbo on fridays during lent so im good
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
29966 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:45 pm to
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A lot of peeps in this thread are going to be burning eternally. God will not be mocked.


A god who would torture someone for all eternity because they “mocked” him is a small, petty god unworthy of anything but mockery.

Also, I get the feeling that the thought of it gives you at least a small chubby.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
123949 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:46 pm to
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i eat fried fish and seafood gumbo on fridays during lent so im good


Same. I also just tell an old guy in a booth every decade “I’m sorry”
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
29966 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:51 pm to
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I was raised Catholic. It’s not something I think about or believe in any appreciable way Cultural Catholics is a thing.


I’m not sure why people raise their eyebrows at this more than they do at cultural Jews. I know Jews who are atheists, yet keep kosher. Not a big deal.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130305 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:53 pm to
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Don’t forget that Genesis 1 and 2 contradict themselves in chronology unless you say that the KJV is a poor translation and stretch an alternate translation past the point of credulity




Genesis is biblical allegorical poetry. Literal interpretation is just silly
Posted by BamaSaint
Mobile, Al
Member since Mar 2013
3294 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:54 pm to
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Genesis is biblical allegorical poetry. Literal interpretation is just silly

Tell that to Captain Dickhead
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8092 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 8:55 pm to
Why can’t we just accept that we don’t know what happened tens of thousands of years ago and call it a day? Christian, Muslim, it doesn’t matter. I honestly believe the Bible, and the Koran were written about things that could have happened, but at the end of the day both were passed down to try to help humanity survive. I’d like to think religion and science can coexist in our world.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/9/23 at 9:00 pm to

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