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Area 51 raid planned. A quest to "see them aliens."

Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:44 pm
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66988 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:44 pm
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This has it all for the OTers:

Social media driven "flash mob"
Aliens and UFOs
Facebook
Stupid quotes

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Stretch those quads and prep that tinfoil hat!
Over 300,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 in Nevada in a quest to "see them aliens."

The event, titled Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us, is inviting users from around the world to join a "Naruto run" -- a Japanese manga-inspired running style featuring arms outstretched backward and heads forward -- into the area. "We can move faster than their bullets," the event page, which is clearly written with tongue in cheek, promises those who RSVP for Sept. 20. The mysterious Area 51 has been the focus of conspiracy theories for decades, and many people think it's where the U.S. government stores its secrets about aliens and UFOs. The area was officially acknowledged as a military site in 2013, but the theories live on. Though the September event is most certainly a joke, it comes just a few weeks after a group of U.S. senators was briefed about reported encounters between the U.S. Navy and an unidentified aircraft -- literally an unidentified flying object. So what do they know? Where can we sign up to hear about that?



Forget flash mobbing to get some candy bars from a Walgreens, this could be historical.

Who's in?
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51952 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:45 pm to
I guess the biggest issue with this is that they’ve broadcast it for the government to know.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:46 pm to
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Who's in?


I'm pilot. I fly.
Posted by sabanisarustedspoke
Member since Jan 2007
5959 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:46 pm to
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Forget flash mobbing to get some candy bars from a Walgreens, this could be hysterical. Who's in?



Absolutely will. Someone will youtube the dorks, I'll catch it there.
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
16675 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:47 pm to
I’m all for it; it’s sad that it’s necessary though.

A representative government should be obligated to reveal any secrets at the request of the people.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34325 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:47 pm to
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We can move faster than their bullets,"

Um.....
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:49 pm to
Two possibilities exist, either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
15166 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:50 pm to
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We can move faster than their bullets



Just wait until they use the new alien tech weapons on the charging crowd
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
19368 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:51 pm to
I dont think I can run faster than the bullets
This post was edited on 7/11/19 at 7:51 pm
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
11155 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:53 pm to
Them folks are gonna run multiple miles in September in the middle of the fricking dessert, and also have no idea where to go?

Good luck.
This post was edited on 7/11/19 at 7:55 pm
Posted by T Dan
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
147 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:53 pm to
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inviting users from around the world to join a "Naruto run" -- a Japanese manga-inspired running style featuring arms outstretched backward and heads forward


Lmao would absolutely love to see a herd of people do this shite
Posted by ddbnsb
Raised in New Orleans
Member since Dec 2005
3520 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:54 pm to
and the 25 - 30 people that actually show up for this will wind up being arrested.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29689 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:57 pm to
Maybe it isn’t a good idea to let the US military know in advance you are about to bum rush them
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42894 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:57 pm to
When the 5.56 starts flying at them I bet they stop running
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:59 pm to
There will be casualties.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 7:59 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/11/19 at 8:03 pm
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 8:00 pm to
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 8:00 pm to
They will all be shot.
No big loss.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73741 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 8:01 pm to
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19946 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

I dont think I can run faster than the bullets


just need some pumped up kicks
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