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Are you interested in survival tips?

Posted on 6/11/17 at 12:52 pm
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 12:52 pm
Well, you're lucky we have a movie/TV board

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I"d take a modified Cold steel shovel, so I could use it as a hoe or an adze, and have a long handle, too, after making both handles. The Phillips screwdriver in the Crunch would let me remove and replace handles in the shovel. I'd want to take a BIG saw blade as part of the Crunch, preferably a Silky blade, to be held in the vice-grip. I'd take a ration that consisted of 2 lbs of gorp and 3 lbs of pemmican. I'd take a wool and oilcloth sleeping bag, so that I could dry it out with hot rocks. I'd take the hooks and line with 1 regular hook and the rest being treblehooks of varying sizes. I'd take a paracord gillnet, if possible. If not I'd take a paracord hammock and a nylon gillnet. The gillnet, if made of pararcord, has 3x the cordage that the hammock does, but you'd be a day or so unraveling enough of it to make the USABLE gillnet (out of the 7 individual strands inside of the sheathing.


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once you have ashes, fire-rolling becomes much easier and more reliable, and the ashes help any tinder flame up, once you've got an ember. They let you take your fishhooks in an Altoid tin, so you can char some punkwood with your first fire. Once you have char, you can easily get a fire with any carbon steel blade and any sharp edged hunk of chert or quartz. 

Once you've been there 2 weeks and you're averaging catching over 10 lbs of fish/game every day, you can take half a day to make a big McElroy pump drill, with its removable spindle head and a piece of hearth that is dry punk board, which you dovetail into a flattened greenwood holding piece. REmove the head, and the firehole and keep them in a tape and tarp "drybag". If things are damp, you can force dry them with hot stones in that bag.


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the fish aren't going anywhere, but the fowl are going to migrate. So jump all over harvesting 50 of them in your first month. You need their fat, so render it down and store it in a tarp/tape container. You'll need it to help you choke down all the fish and cambium that you'll have to eat. 

ASAP, build a lot of small brush piles all around your camp and bait them. Rabbits will bait to cambium, or even just freshly cut twigs and stems. possoms,coons, hogs, the weasel family, coyotes, bobcats, will all bait to fish and animal guts. A week or so after the animals are taking the bait, make the sapling-frames of the "box-traps" (later to be made of netting), with no ends on them and bait them. Let the critters learn that your scent means an easy meal. All you will do with deadfalls and cordage snares is teach animals to fear your scent. After the ice (and winter storms) force you to pull your fish traps, re-purpose the netting to catch mammals and birds. That's when you add the x'd stick ends of the traps and the triggers. Keep baiting, of course. 

Animals will take a long time to chew their way out of such traps. Keep the brush piles within 50 meters of your camp, and you'll hear the commotion caused by a catch. The traps serve to protect the critters from predators. and keep them alive, if you're not yet ready to eat them. The fish traps do the same thing, of course.


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Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 12:57 pm to
I was hoping it was hammertime
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59346 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:00 pm to
His thread on the outdoor board is so bizarre. I think he just saw hunger games for the first time.

He has a weird thing for cold steel shovels
This post was edited on 6/11/17 at 1:02 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:00 pm to
Eskibro
This post was edited on 6/11/17 at 1:01 pm
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81669 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:02 pm to
Mark your shovels up, ss, so the cops won't suspect shite
Posted by Spirit of Dunson
Member since Mar 2007
23112 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:03 pm to
I dont know this show "alone," but I would tune in if this guy was on it.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81669 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:05 pm to
I guess you can clear $2k per day on the show according to his comments
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
10055 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:06 pm to
Thanks. Bookmarked. And by bookmark I mean I printed and laminated his posts. Just in case an EMP renders all of my electronics useless before I get to read it.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114467 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:06 pm to
Max, I have a nice multi tool just like what James Franco didn't have with him to cut his arm off.
And Max, you're no longer a Fab member because you hardly post. That makes me sad.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:10 pm to


bacon cheeseburgers over kale with cajun garlic sauce (no buns)
Posted by Spirit of Dunson
Member since Mar 2007
23112 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:11 pm to
He said you survive 100 days, you get $250k.
I guess he is really all in on being on this game show. It appears to be his life goal. This dude is like Gloria in White men cant jump.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
16060 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:11 pm to
I think TD is fascinated, never seen it have so much patience with someone before
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:14 pm to
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I'd take an Uber to Mcdonlds 10 times.


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food wont keep long on Vancouver, so you might last a month, if you could make 10 runs to mac's, but that would be the max. You also probably couldn't keep yourself warm and dry


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I would die.


Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151561 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:18 pm to
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no buns)
nice dig at CorkSoaker, subtle



I'm still waiting or Mr Youno to answer this

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why would I need a machete in my truck if I lived in a big city?
This post was edited on 6/11/17 at 1:21 pm
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69240 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:21 pm to
That dude was blowing up that Alone Patagonia thread he bumped. I was reading it earlier this morning and thought there were some survivalists having a spirited debate
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:21 pm to
i cracked up when i saw those threads this morning b/c i watched "Man vs." last night on Netflix
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Member since Aug 2003
48877 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:23 pm to
How is it survival again if you pretty much take everything you need to survive?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:24 pm to
Its like Macgyver and a boy scout had a kid.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69240 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 1:29 pm to
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cracked up when i saw those threads this morning b/c i watched "Man vs." last night on Netflix


Is it good? I almost watched it this morning but then got caught up reading that thread. I also googled cambium
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