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re: Are you able to go number two at work with other people in there too?

Posted on 2/10/19 at 7:49 pm to
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 7:49 pm to
I pick out a different floor at the beginning of each week to bomb. I make sure they as loud and rancid as possible. I also disable their Cintas auto-air freshners to make sure it lingers as long as possible.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34294 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 7:49 pm to
I shite freely and even complement others crapping loudly next to me. It’s only common courtesy.
This post was edited on 2/10/19 at 7:51 pm
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44788 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 7:51 pm to
No. Private pooper. Will wait until others vacate.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

If someone is on the phone I flush multiple times just because they are rude.



I just get weird and start moaning, " I'm shiiiiitting" as I physically drop the deuce. If you're going to make it weird with a phone call, I'm fighting back.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31589 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

Girls don't poop.



I know y’all make it though because I’ve bumped into it going up the rear
Posted by Magicmikeforlsu
Cenla
Member since Oct 2012
1797 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 8:22 pm to
yep
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61691 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

have my own private bathroom at work is the True OT baller answer.

I have people that shite for me
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30393 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 8:24 pm to
My company has paid for 3/4's of the shits I've taken in the past 10 years
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106013 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 8:30 pm to
I can inadvertently go number two at my desk if I'm not careful. Bathroom not a problem.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38560 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 8:36 pm to
I've shite in an open trench in the ground next to people I've worked with. I've shite on the side of the road alongside of a crowd of 50 other people (including women) who were also shitting on the side of the road. I can shite anywhere at this point.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19443 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 8:38 pm to
Flush and mask the sound. I just don’t get why some assholes just sit and let their shite make the bathroom inhabitable. Flush the damn toilet once it drops
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23341 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 8:46 pm to
No, I can pretty much shite on command.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66452 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 8:57 pm to
I blast away. Gotta get the poop out. Dont care how it sounds
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5963 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:36 pm to

If I know co-workers are nearby I add animal grunts and groans, whistling gas sounds, and verbal moans of relief. They get their monies worth.

Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
19394 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 9:41 pm to
Posted by ScaryClown
Member since Nov 2016
5847 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:00 pm to
The best is the people who have their badges on their pants so they identify themselves in the stall haha. But no I could careless if someone else in the bathroom with me and I realized real quick that nobody else cares either.
Posted by adambomb
Member since Dec 2014
1463 posts
Posted on 2/10/19 at 10:02 pm to
Why would I not want to have a paid 10 minute break while I check TD?
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