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Are women incapable of putting a toilet seat down?
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:22 pm
Just heard my friend's wife (you don't want pics) teaching her kids the value of putting the toilet seat back down for women. Are women capable of maneuvering a toilet seat, or do they simply fall in and drown if it isn't put back down?
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:25 pm to TDcline
Gravity does most of the work.
It really makes more sense to leave it up.
Best to just pee outside or in the shower.
It really makes more sense to leave it up.
Best to just pee outside or in the shower.
This post was edited on 1/9/16 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:25 pm to TDcline
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TDcline
TDcline is real. Nothing left to talk about. Shut it down.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:27 pm to TDcline
Women bitch and moan about anything and everything. As a man, you have to put your put down and not put up with that shite or she'll always run you over.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:28 pm to TDcline
My paw paw pisses everywhere and leaves the seat up just so him and my grandma can argue
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:28 pm to TDcline
It's to deal with their laziness for not checking if it is down when they sit.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:29 pm to TDcline
My wife argued with me about this once.
Is she so special that she can't put it down? I have to pick it up constantly and I don't complain.
She hasn't said anything about it since, so I guess it worked.
Is she so special that she can't put it down? I have to pick it up constantly and I don't complain.
She hasn't said anything about it since, so I guess it worked.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:29 pm to TDcline
I rarely put the toilet seat up when I'm at someone's house or at a bar. I normally piss all over the seat
I do flush the toilet though
I do flush the toilet though
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:32 pm to GoldenD
Any woman that whines about a toilet seat needs to get over themselves.
It's not a big deal to move it up or down
I prefer my house to have the silver ones like in prison. That way everyone is happy
It's not a big deal to move it up or down
I prefer my house to have the silver ones like in prison. That way everyone is happy
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:33 pm to Walt OReilly
I went through a phase when I was younger of taking shits at parties, not flushing, and throwing the turd paper in the trash can. By younger, I mean like 20. Living the dream baw
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:36 pm to TDcline
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:37 pm to TDcline
Hell, I figured leaving up the seat would make it easier for them to scrub my shite off the bottom of the lid.
Tell you what, ladies... I'll leave the toilet seat down if you stop throwing your tampon refuse in the bathroom trash can for the world to see.
Tell you what, ladies... I'll leave the toilet seat down if you stop throwing your tampon refuse in the bathroom trash can for the world to see.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:37 pm to TDcline
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putting the toilet seat back down
Technically you should put the seat and lid down, but I don't at home. Only when I am at social gathering at someone's residence do I put both the seat and lid back down. Anyone else do this or do you just leave it up?
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:38 pm to TDcline
I always put the toilet seat down, and I'm a male who lives alone.
The toilet is essentially a bowl we fill up with our shite and piss. It is a disgusting object. When I'm done using the shitpiss bowl, I close the lid on that bowl. It seems like the sanitary thing to do.
The toilet is essentially a bowl we fill up with our shite and piss. It is a disgusting object. When I'm done using the shitpiss bowl, I close the lid on that bowl. It seems like the sanitary thing to do.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:41 pm to TDcline
It's not that they are incapable, it's just their way of trying to press your button. It's the same with the always late issue, just don't let it bother you.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:41 pm to TDcline
I did a study on this:
Does toilet seat positioning, as left by the male, have an effect on the BJs he gets from her?
Will save you from the std deviation, tight confidence intervals, correlation coefficient, and t-scores....
The answer is NO. Therefore, leave that fracker however you wish.
Does toilet seat positioning, as left by the male, have an effect on the BJs he gets from her?
Will save you from the std deviation, tight confidence intervals, correlation coefficient, and t-scores....
The answer is NO. Therefore, leave that fracker however you wish.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:42 pm to TDcline
Think about this. She sits down to pee and poop. You stand up to pee but sit to poop. So 75% of the time someone is going to be sitting down. It makes more sense to let the seat down.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:45 pm to Henry Jones Jr
You would have to poop as much as you pee for those numbers to work
Posted on 1/9/16 at 5:46 pm to TDcline
There are many things to bitch about women, but that ain't one of them. Would you want to make a habit of touching toilet seats?
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