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re: Are mail order brides a real thing

Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:10 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:10 pm to
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It’s like running a ship. Someone has to be the captain, someone has to be in charge, make the hard calls and set the course.
You need a competent crew, a partner, but there cannot be a power struggle. All it does is breed contempt.

If you lead well, she respects your position and can handle the crew (Children) and doesn’t question when orders are given, you can make it through any storm.

If you don’t firmly seize the helm and earnestly guide (meaning not just barking orders and retreating to your chambers), you’ll find your sails three sheets to the wind and your course careening towards the breakers.

But if you prove yourself worthy of respect and deserving of the obedience of your crew, you’ll find that nothing can sink you. And the siren songs of modern maleficence fall on deaf ears. Keep your course steady and booty awaits.
But if you don't batten down your mizzenmast you will find your mess keelhauled and your poop decked
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
7467 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:11 pm to
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The First Lady is basically a mail order bride

Sign me up for that.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:16 pm to
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especially Filipinos
Filipinas (if you truly meant Filipinos, I´m not judging).
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:18 pm to
You’ll find swabbing a clean poop deck makes your First Lady mate quite happy
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159004 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:26 pm to
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Filipinas (if you truly meant Filipinos, I´m not judging)
LINK ]Filipinx, you binary piece of cis-gendered shite
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:28 pm to
<3

Love the show.

Though I learned a lot more from the unfortunate marriage with a damn Canadian
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:32 pm to
Racist
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88339 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:36 pm to
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Though I learned a lot more from the unfortunate marriage with a damn Canadian
go on...
Posted by Tomherman
Member since Sep 2016
2053 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:39 pm to
A friend of a friend of mine is Asian and offered me 50k to marry her "sister" I passed. Not quite the same but pretty crazy.
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23706 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 11:51 pm to
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Though I learned a lot more from the unfortunate marriage with a damn Canadian

No tipping bastards
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 12:05 am to
I will marry a sorority girl
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21809 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 12:10 am to
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Asians, especially Filipinos


Especially if you're a handsome blue eyed white boy. They all want sperm donations at that point.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 12:18 am to
My neighbor has one. They’ve been married forever and seem happy
Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
Member since Sep 2013
5322 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 12:26 am to
The thing to do is move to Thailand and find a nice girl and STAY over there.

Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21598 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:14 am to
Love those shows
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23548 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 6:19 am to
A neighbor of mine went overseas for work for a year and rented his house out to a friend of his who had recently married a chick from the Ukraine. She turned out to be a raging drunk that trashed the place.
Posted by ImAComanche
Member since Sep 2017
1209 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 6:57 am to
My friend’s dad had one from the Philippines. She was about 25 years younger than him and they were married for 17 years until he died. His house was always spotless.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 7:01 am to
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MASSIVE mistake on his part. His wife is beautiful. But ruined him financially. She brought her mom with her when she married him. Ruined his credit by running up a bunch of credit card debt buying stuff for her and her mother.

He was in a situation where he was basically stuck with her. Complained about it all the time at work.

this must have been before they got really good at working the system and would file fake domestic violence charges (once they had enough time to apply for permanent residency)
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 7:07 am to
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It’s sketchy as frick, though. You never know when one of those girls aren’t there by their own will.

if the girl is from eastern europe, Ukraine, etc. it's highly likely she's a former prostitute who works for somebody associated with the Russian mob. it's a set up, a scam, and they will ultimately frick you over. also, if this matters to you, she's probably had so many abortions she can't get pregnant anymore
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5923 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 7:21 am to
I have a fairly new client with one. She's 27 years younger and i think Russian. Very odd. He does all the talking for her basically. She seems utterly miserable. He comes from a large wealthy family and reminds me of a spoiled teenager. Very odd.


I've seen another that married one 30 years younger and put her to work so he could retire. I approve
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