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re: Anyone served time in prison?

Posted on 2/8/24 at 7:10 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/8/24 at 7:10 pm to
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SabiDojo



Damn, baw, it's been a hot minute.
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 2/8/24 at 7:39 pm to
Fresh out of college I was a juvenile probation officer & one of our duties was taking male juvies convicted of serious, or habitual, crimes to LTI, the old Juvenile Training Institute at Bridge City. That place, right or wrong, was where the large majority of black thugs were sentenced. Whites, non violent offenders, were usually sent to a facility in Monroe. Picture a prison, no cells, just large barracks, housing the thugs from the various housing projects. Once or twice every couple of mths, a group would rush the main gate, just a large gate, & more than a few would escape but for only a short period of time. Immediately after an escape, the State would bring in Angola Guards on horseback to patrol the surrounding area. In time, another group would rush the gate. Each captured juvie would be roped & dragged back thru the gate. Good for peace for several weeks. I would never allow either of my then young sons to be sentenced there. To be non PC, pure animals. And the female juvie facility was even worse. At times, to teach a lesson, a judge would tell us to bring along a white juvie, typically causing parents' issues, not violent. They would sit in the admissions area & watch, eyes glued wide. Most left scared out of their minds.
This post was edited on 2/8/24 at 7:40 pm
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28207 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 7:48 pm to
I would've posted bail for you, bruh
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
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Posted on 2/8/24 at 8:08 pm to
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/8/24 at 8:08 pm to
Yo Hemp
Posted by Saunson69
Member since May 2023
1882 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 8:21 pm to
I was at a massive holding cell at Orleans PP from a heavy bender one night. I was the only white guy amongst 150 people. A white frat 23 year old too. I was so hungover that I couldn't hold down any liquids. I chugged water once and ran straight to the urinal to throw it all back up. I ended up clogging the urinal and was panicking. I kept flushing hoping it'd go down, but the flusher stayed on with drain clogged and the urinal overtopped with water leaking the whole bathroom floor.

So, me a 23 year old white guy in an all black prison just flooded the entire bathroom floor, now black guys are starting to get pissed bc they can't go to the bathroom. I was panicked. Luckily, nobody actually gave me trouble and I bailed a couple hours later.
This post was edited on 2/8/24 at 8:22 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 2/8/24 at 8:35 pm to
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Because every cell block has a broom
Alternative Poison lyric.

Posted by Jumpinjack
Member since Oct 2021
6485 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 8:39 pm to
The answer to what are you in for - "I'm a cold blooded murderer". Act crazy as shite and break enough rules to be moved to solitary confinement. Never been, but I have seen enough movies.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35501 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 8:44 pm to
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So when you use the word prison, i just assume you mean like east baton rouge prison
Is Louisiana the only state that refers to local jails as prisons? And if so what's the story behind that? Some sort of Franco thing?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25702 posts
Posted on 2/8/24 at 8:52 pm to
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SERE in the late 80/early 90s was a bit different than now.


If it weren't for the lack of food, lack of sleep, humping all day, and a nav point I still swear was not where it was supposed to be I would have enjoyed the evasion phase. The captivity phase was a different animal and well outside the 8th Amendment for incarcerated individuals. I thought at the beginning knowing there was a finite end and it wasn't "real" was all it would take, those bits of reality melted away quickly, less than 24 hours at the most.

The whole endeavor made my question whether I wanted to attempt to "Come home with honor" or just make sure I saved one bullet for myself.
Posted by Donzi Tiger 1
Member since Oct 2018
139 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 6:20 am to
Did 34 months. Trick is to stay with your race and mind your business. Time gets easier after your wife or girlfriend leaves you because it's inevitable, she will.
Posted by riverdiver
Summerville SC
Member since May 2022
1224 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:07 am to
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I was served prison food in grade school, jr high, and high school. Does that count?


Did you get square pizza?

Don’t say nothing bad about square pizza
Posted by riverdiver
Summerville SC
Member since May 2022
1224 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 7:24 am to
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You should do everything in your power to stay out of prison.


I’m getting the impression he’s liking the thought of being a prisoner.
Posted by CajunLife
Southern Georgia
Member since Apr 2017
508 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 11:53 am to
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Going in acting like a badass is the last thing you want to do, Don't get me wrong, don't look weak but be respectful. You might be able to beat the toughest guys in theres arse but you'll be fighting a lot of guys next time enough that you will not win.

Keep your mouth shut and your ears open and mind your business. On the off chance you do all this and still find yourself confronted by an altercation, never show fear or back down. Even if you know you're not going to win you do the best you can. Then when it's over, again keep your mouth shut.


This x1000. Be cool, respectful and don't run your mouth.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 2:16 pm to
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If it weren't for the lack of food, lack of sleep, humping all day, and a nav point I still swear was not where it was supposed to be I would have enjoyed the evasion phase. The captivity phase was a different animal and well outside the 8th Amendment for incarcerated individuals. I thought at the beginning knowing there was a finite end and it wasn't "real" was all it would take, those bits of reality melted away quickly, less than 24 hours at the most. The whole endeavor made my question whether I wanted to attempt to "Come home with honor" or just make sure I saved one bullet for myself.


I’m lol’ing a little because especially at the water board interrogation phase I remember telling myself over and over “there’s Doc he won’t let them harm you, you can hold out” 45 seconds later I’m babbling like a freaking baby. Biggest mind frick I’ve ever had. The whole experience was as advertised “the best, worst school I’ve ever attended”.

Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Posted on 2/9/24 at 2:17 pm to
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Just curious... how'd they do that?


Stretching and physical therapy for about 3 weeks before I could really say I had my mobility anywhere close to where it was before hand.
Posted by Gideon Swashbuckler
Member since Sep 2019
5787 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 3:45 pm to
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Stretching and physical therapy for about 3 weeks before I could really say I had my mobility anywhere close to where it was before hand.


I'm going through something similar. I was just curious about the stretching routines. I start PT this month.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
18677 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 4:39 pm to
It’s a slow process. Flexibility is a huge health benefit that seems often over looked.

A girlfriend of mine has a full-on Pilates machine in her house. Using that thing regularly was amazing.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15900 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 4:59 pm to
I turned 21 in prison doing life without parole.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
2913 posts
Posted on 2/9/24 at 5:02 pm to
Yes
Not in the states
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